March 09, 2008

Britain makes camera that "sees" under clothes I'm pretty sure a technological breakthrough of this magnitude is too important a subject to warrant tarnishing the subsequent thread with any sort of puerile comment. Thank you for your restraint.

Hubba hubba! How soon do they release the consumer version?

  • *buys lead underwear*
  • boobies boobies boobies omg realtime boobies
  • Isn't this old news?
  • "The ability to see both metallic and non-metallic items on people out to 25 meters is certainly a key capability that will enhance any comprehensive security system. Metal boobies? What?
  • I see England, I see France, I see someone's underpants!
  • Now I HAVE to put on clean underwear? Crap.
  • "......clean underwear? Crap." Couldn't you have said "darn", or "damn", or "heck"....???? just saying... And...I love the headline "Britain makes camera that "sees" under clothes." I picture the whole country, everybody, sitting around, designing this... like all these people don't have something better to do! And,is there a difference between a camera that can see "under" your clothes as opposed to one that can see "through" your clothes... just wondering... And..lastly....yes, this is old stuff, I bought a pair of those x-ray glasses advertised in the back of my comic books back in about 1959 or so...they worked just fine....
  • The Underpants Monster wrote: "*buys lead underwear*" Eponymous
  • I don't mind being eaten.
  • This guy doesn't care for your cameras OR your clean underwear!
  • Might as well show up at the airport naked, given all these gizmos. Good day sir, as you can see, I have nothing to hide... hey, why are you putting on those latex gloves...?
  • Mmh, 'The Leadpants Monster' is catchy, too.
  • the day will come soon where we will have to do just that, Flagpole.... you'll show up, check everything you brought and that you're wearing, be thoroughly scanned and probed, and given a lovely safe bunny suit to wear during the flight...
  • I'm wearing my bunny suit right now. Who'd like a tour of my warren?
  • Acutally, I wouldn't mind wearing a nice, snuggly bunny suit to fly in. It'd be like my long-lost childhood blanket sleepers. (Of course, being required to wear it would take all the fun out of it...)
  • You vill put on das H√§schenklage before in plane fliegen!!
  • /cuts out tinfoil letters spelling "SOD OFF" /tapes to torso
  • yeah, the problem is, i didn't mean bunny suit like Dr. Denton's footie enhanced PJs... i meant these.
  • You furry freaks!!
  • My bunny suit looks nothing like that one, my cheese-based friend. *shakes tail*
  • Stupid sexy kitfisto. *blushes*
  • I'm pretty sure I remember getting this from one of you monkeys first (and a google search of this site turns up nothin'), but just in case you haven't seen it: Airport Security - The Chaser (YouTube video).