March 06, 2008

Sex researchers say: Under 3 too short, over 13 too long.... minutes, I mean minutes!!!!
  • well I can say from experience that under 3 is definitely too short.... /looks for staple gun !!
  • damn, you beat me to it Medusa, I was going to say ours go to 11.
  • Pfft! Three minutes. Yeah, right. Get with the programme people! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LAST THAT LONG!!! *shakes head in disbelief*
  • They had compelling raw data on sex that goes on too long.
  • Makin' love...makin' love for two...makin' love for two minutes...
  • "But Australian sex therapists commenting on the new research say most men Down Under wanted it to last considerably longer while most women were "not bothered" if it was over with fast." You Aussies need to get with the program, your women are NOT happy..you're doing something wrong! /resists urge to somehow work the "down under" thing into this post.... nah...too easy...
  • mct, that's another of those kiwi things, the two minutes.
  • I've never timed it. I just do it until my wrist cramps, and then it is over.
  • If you smoke after sex, chances are you're doing it too fast.
  • /rimshot "I'm tired of all this sex on the tellyvision. I mean! I keep fallin' off!
  • Take that, Sting!
  • Damn thing keeps tipping over...