March 02, 2008

• One way Toronto Wellington, seventeen hundred. Hmm.
• McIntyre said all the women who had experienced one-night stands had been affected by alcohol, a term described by at least one expert in a report as "getting pissed and hooking up". Where would we be without po-faced academics to feed the straight lines? Not sure i approve of this new-found sexual self-assurance in the distaff branch though; next thing they'll be wanting the vote and equal pay.
• This is making me seriously re-think my opinions about our Glorious (and perhaps Whorious?) Monkeybashi.
• She's so loose, if she was a sweater, she'd be a XXXXXXXXL.
• Clare Booth was loose, but Lautrec was too loose.
• Also, I'm wondering if maybe the Kiwettes are just more forthright about their mating habits when taking surveys than ladies from other countries.
• Actually, it's a NZ scam. The laidees just say this stuff to psych-out the wannabe cool studs. Jerkoffs read this stuff and are all, like, "Whoa, baby, they NEED me!" Then when he can't find the nympho-herds, his ego suffers such a blow thinking that other men are gettin' the hot lovin' that he self-destructs. Thus, the world is a better place.
• Alright! "newzealandsextours.com" is available! My new business venture awaits.
• A brief survey of people I know seems to indicate that they don't know where these packs of women are. I don't know where they are either. I checked behind the couch and everything. (I do also wonder if the kinds of people who respond to a sex survey are perhaps more likely to be sluuuuuuts.)
• New Zealand is a matriarchical society, and after we mate, we eat the male.
• /tries not to make comment
• Lautrec was too loose. I will profess my love for you now, because my wife would also marry you.
• So if i visit, am i just assigned to a roving pack of drunken cohorts or do i have to assemble them myself?
• There have been a series of articles saying that American college girls are also "hooking up" rather than dating, and a whole lot of hand wringing editorials about what this means about The State of American Morals.
• TUM FTW.
• my wife would also marry you Nah, I'm holding out for one of those NZ slut packs. Get them good and frustrated and set them to work cleaning the living room.
• *is aroused*
• *is unimpressed*
• Uh, not that I am in the habit of getting drunk and going on the pull, because for one thing #2 might get annoyed at me kicking him out of bed to make room for the underage n00b, and for another, I'm old enough to need to be home by 10.
• Let this be a lesson to all you youngsters out there: When you bring in the n00b, it's time to squeeze out #2.
• And start drinking early so you can be home by 10.
• When you bring in the n00b, it's time to squeeze out #2. plz keep the scat play fantasies of mofi kthx
• Hmm... where are these "scat play fantasies of mofi" you speak of?
• Two Kiwis, one n00b.
• I, for one, believe all this is anecdotal, in short, lies.
• women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs It's like the 80's all over again, except vaguely academic and upside down.
• I, for one, believe all this is anecdotal, in short, lies. You mean there are no "scat play fantasies of mofi"?! *cries*
• Monkeyfilter: I for one believe all this is anecdotal, in short, lies.
• "There have been a series of anecdotes saying that college professors are also "hooking up" rather than dating, and a whole lot of hand wringing editorials about what this means about The State of Western Morals. Some of these professors have claimed to be under the influence of alcohol, as have the young men." Just having fun with the form. Can anyone do internet madlibs with this story?
• "There have been a series of anecdotes saying that Internet Monkeys are also "hooking up" rather than dating, and a whole lot of hand wringing editorials about what this means about The State of Simian Morals. Some of these Monkeys have claimed to be under the influence of 'bananas,' as have the members of Maroon 5."
• Groups of women, getting drunk. Running around looking for a quick fling. Imagine that. Who'd ever heard of such an event?