February 25, 2008

Man dies in clubland cake incident but it's a more ordinary tragedy than the problem with "Czech neck" Chris Morris once warned us about. Don't risk your Shatner's bassoon, kids.

Note the monkey link in the bar name too. :(

posted by Abiezer_Coppe 16 years ago

*backs slowly away from the thread, clutching Shatner's bassoon*
posted 16 years ago by es el Queso
I see I muffed the second link, so horrified was I by this sorry tale. It should go here.
posted 16 years ago by Abiezer_Coppe
In a statement, club owners Amanda Davey and Paul Dyke said: "We are all devastated by this tragic accident. It was a tragic accident and very sad and should serve as a cautionary tale." Yeah, cautioning club owners to not hold cake-eating contests like you dopes.
posted 16 years ago by The Underpants Monster
Good job he wasn't a suicide bomber, at least.
posted 16 years ago by fish tick
I find this in poor taste!
posted 16 years ago by Hank Mabuse
This gives whole new meaning to Eddy Izzards's Cake or Death routine.
posted 16 years ago by Nomen Nescio

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