Good shot ! But, oh dear Miggi, there's something else you need to know about what underpants are supposed to keep snug. Should we tell him ?
I'm looking and looking, but I don't see no monkey-dinger hanging out, and that's my only interpretation for this passage. Pls Advise.
EVERY WORD IS TRUE
the only thing worse than icicles on your bottom are icicles in your bottom.
Seriously, I've been thinking about this way too much. I mean, there's kind of a little pink, pill-shaped thing in a suspicious location... could that be it? Does this story end with an essentially hinted at monkey-dinger?!?!?!?!
Jesus, Blue Horse, label this shit!
Not Safe For Work Due To Possible Monkey Penis.
You people are PREVERTS!!!
The Underpants Monkey. He he he...
"Oh no, he couldn't do that. Then everyone in the whole town would know about his bare bottom and come to stare at it."
Yeah, 'cause everybody didn't know before.
I hope this story doesn't start a trend of kids asking librariand for their underpants. 'Cause that could cause some wacky misunderstandings.
I thought it was a great story, GramMa- with a surprise ending, really, 'cause I expected he'd be wearing a pair of y-fronts backward at the conclusion.
"y-fronts"
question 1: did you make that word up, or have I lived all these years and never heard it....?
Statement 1: I was sort of hoping he would go for the "girl pants" and this story could have taken a whole different direction....
I'm confused, because fish tick asked me on the blog and my sarcasmometer is being repaired right now: do you want me to put a NSFW tag on this?
I want you to put a NSFWDTPMP on it. Pretty please.
Oh, and I don't *do* saracasm.
He's from Betelgeuse.
I didn't want a NSFW tag - cartoonish monkey weewee is fine for work, surely? I was just ratting on GramMa.
I, for one, am sick and tired of the endless stream of pornographic and near-pornographic materials that BlueHorse (aka GramMa) has been posting her in the last several months. I demand that it stop, and that she be permanently banninated.
(Oh, wait. Sorry, she hasn't been posting those things, she's just been e-mailing them to me. I'll handle this with her privately)
...and butts might fly out of my monkeys.
Monkeyfilter: Not Safe For Work Due To Possible Monkey Penis
Fuck, I'm getting that tattooed.
Assuming a standard gender ratio, this site is already 50% monkey penis.
I have one for a keychain.
Say, ladies...if all you've ever had is 50% of a monkey penis, call 364-5789, ask for WoodyMonkey, and hook up with a monkey that's 100%+....!
YOU PREVERTS HAVE POOPED ON MY POST!
There's a nasty email WITHOUT nekked ladies coming at YOU, RTD, real quick!
MonkeyFilter: This site is already 50% monkey penis.
Someone's been SLACKING! Too busy emailing RTD pr0n, I guess.
It's funny that the day after I posted that comment, I had an influx of new Viagra spambot members.
Wouldn't it be terrible if he got icicles on the behind !
You people have missed the whole point of this lovely children's tail tale.
Yes, but trac, did your old members want to jump on the Viagra boat.
I thought we referred to two-legged garments as pairs because of the two-piece nature of hose and trousers in ye olden days (The Codpieczean Era).
Q: What has four legs and flies?
A: Two pairs of pants.
Need more coffee.
pants.
feel.
COMFORTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bra is much more deserving of being called a "pair" than underpants are.
Y'know what has often puzzled me is that some people call a single unit of this garment "a leotard" and others as "leotards." I'm never sure which is correct, if either.
Q: What has four legs and flies?
A; The garbageman and his helper.
tailtale. Yes, but trac, did your old members want to jump on the Viagra boat.