February 12, 2008

The Squidbrains at Squdoo steal MonkeyFilter's identity and MetaFilter's content... "HEY MONKEYBRAIN" is a place to make arguments. Mmmm-kay... Explanation attempted here. Still, Monty Python did it better.
  • oh dear... that title should say "Monkey Hearts", not "MonkeyHears"...
  • It's taking too long!
  • No it isn't.
  • Yes it is.
  • No, it's not.
  • This isn't even an argument.
  • Yes it is. I love playing the John Cleese part in this
  • This is nonsense internet stuff.
  • Probably some kind of 4chan or Anonymous or Scientology or something.
  • Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
  • 'e's pining for the fjords....
  • Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C. First one to tell me what I'm talking about wins my friendship, which is so awesome.
  • He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now History! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
  • Well, I'd better replace it then.
  • Haven't got a Clue™, MCT.
  • That... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing... breathle - , heaving breaths. Heaving...
  • Communism was just a red herring.
  • One of my favorite movies of all time!
  • You Monkeys aren't using your brains. Loan them to me then.
  • Sorry, my brains are already out on loan to the potato museum on Prince Edward Island.