February 05, 2008

The Booze Bra. The latest technological development in the alcohol-smuggling field.

Not recommended for nursing mothers. Make your 36B's 36 proof. "XXX" isn't just for moonshine jugs anymore.

posted by The Underpants Monster 16 years ago
  • And because apparently TUM is too drunk off of nipple-tipple: the product's linky link.
  • The blonde girl on the website has a nice pair of cans, too.
  • Decades from now, internet historians will point to this as the definitive example of the perfect FPP. The number 15361 will be forever etched into the minds of the world.
  • I'll drink to that. Who's carrying?
  • Meh, kid stuff. Behold the Granny Coke Bra!
  • *blushes*
  • The wine's going to be a trifle warm - or you're going to have chilled tits?
  • better stick to red, Pleg
  • Feh. Females can use the beer belly just as well. Well, in the US, they certainly blend in, anyway.
  • My Mom used to keep her cigarettes in her bra, so keeping one's coke stash there makes sense. What dosn't make sense is there being a law about how far away from a church you have to be to sell cocaine.
  • What dosn't make sense is there being a law about how far away from a church you have to be to sell cocaine. If you're buying a house and don't want to risk being near drug dealers or registered sex offenders, you buy a house near a school or a church. That's at least part of the motivation, though granted there's a more obvious one for schools.
  • If you're buying a house and don't want to risk being near drug dealers or registered sex offenders, you buy a house near a school or a church *stares at statement with puzzlement*
  • *also, stares at booze bra with puzzlement elation* ...together at last!
  • > What dosn't make sense is there being a law about how far away from a church you have to be to sell cocaine. Well, it's like the deal for a McDonald's franchise. Nobody else can set up a competing operation within a certain radius of your premises.
  • Great, more stupid drunk women stumbling around and acting up after getting too drunk to know what happened. Morons. - Unimpressed, Brighton, England Harsh! Not that I'm not down with the misogyny. I mean, hey, who doesn't hate women and all they stand for? Show of hands?
  • Holy crud, is her maiden name Simpson?
  • *looks up Unimpressed in the phone book*
  • It comes right after "Underpants."
  • How apropos. Is it Underpants, TM, or just Underpants, M. No, it should be under Monster, T. Underpants, shouldn't it?
  • Is it Underpants, TM, Underpants™