February 03, 2008

Henry Lizardlover has lots of Iguanas which he has patiently taught to pose in amusing human-like ways. You may have seen a couple of pix do the rounds recently of his posing lizards. Here are some more. Warning: picture of Iguana bite wound on human - not that icky but YMMV Snarfled from Blort

Also it would be well to understand that this website design is apparently straight outa' 1997 and some pages do contain egregious embedded midis, so turn your volume down. This is because the man lives in Hollywood and is a Freemason. This is just the sort of blinkered backward-looking out-dated design ethic I've come to expect from their type, with their Taylormade R7 golf clubs and their bloody masonic secret handshakes. They wouldn't let me join, those blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if they went down on their lousy stinking knees and begged me.

posted by Hank Mabuse 16 years ago
  • What if you offered to just sit in the back and not be any trouble? Also, iguanas = uncute. Period. QED.
  • That's......kinda creepy.
  • Hah, I think it's awesome. =P
  • Wait until David Icke sees these. Photographic vindication.
  • Apparently David Icke has found a disciple in Robbie Williams, I hear.
  • I love the bite photo and all the warnings about how nasty iguanas can be, coupled with the pictures of kid's faces right next to the lounging lizards. I like critters, but iguanas are not my idea of a pet.
  • Awww come on, iguanas are cute. But yeah, don't let them bite, that can be ugly.