January 23, 2008

I guess they didn't see that one coming . . .
posted by fimbulvetr 16 years ago
  • The stars aren't always forthcoming it seems....
  • Legend has it that a certain newspaper astrologist was sacked by the editor of his publication (for re-using the same material over and over again) with the words "As you are no doubt aware..."
  • It's been cloudy lately.
  • Cloudiness was predicted by B.V. Raman. Clouds will be followed by hailstones the size of bowling balls.
  • Followed by locusts. (As predicted by B.V.D. Ramen.)
  • They kinda left themselves open for mockery by using the word "unforseen" on that page. If they'd just said "Due to circumstances beyond our control," I probably wouldn't have laughed as I did.
  • B.V. Raman predicts misspelling of his name and general hilarity.
  • The world will NOT end on Jan 22. This event has been canceled due to lack of interest.
  • Mmmmm ramen...
  • You can't predict your own death. Even if you believe in this shit, one of the accepted factors is you can't do your own forecast.
  • B.V. Raman died in 1998. The magazine closed in 2007. The events seem unrelated.
  • I think a lot of suicide victims have successfully predicted their own death.
  • The perps too.
  • Maybe R.V. Batman has been editing from beyond the grave, but has decided to retire.