January 22, 2008

The 7 Spiritual Laws of Success
posted by Hank Mabuse 16 years ago
  • Unstated was whether or not she was employed or unemployed during this period. My three months of unemployment in 2003 were a lot more enjoyable that the pre or post employment periods surrounding it, even though I had to be much more careful with money and I had to look for a job. Not working for someone else has a lot of happiness benefit.
  • The problem with every "Seven laws" list is there is never any mention of the eighth Law which is the pleasure of ripping out the entrails and drinking the blood etc.
  • Deepak Chopra is a veritable one-man self-help publishing industry. I looked up his publications on Amazon, and he's written about almost everything.
  • It's true! One time I flagged Mr. Chopra down at the airport, and I said, "Deepak! What am I to do about my low self-esteem?" And he raised his eyebrows and said, "Did you not read my book?", then he handed me the book, Koko's Low Self-Esteem, and What Is To Be Done About It, clucked his tongue and walked away. The man is an expert on everything!
  • The 7 Laws of Higher Self-Esteem. 1. High esteem is like a potato. Peel it and fry it in some butter. 2. It's too late for you to be the first person on the moon, but it's not too late for you to complain about it. 3. Remember the rules of electricity - positive attracts negative. So be negative to attract the positive. Also negative repels negative. Double win! 4. Use the internet more because the internet is not going to use itself. 5. Think of some possession you're grateful for. Is it food? Is it TV? Okay I give up. 6. You can't change people. They have to change themselves. Just like babies. 7. One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. One man's meat is another man's poison. Add it up and you get one big meat terrorist poisonous freedom fighter. NOTE: THIS LIST IS COPYRIGHTED, NO COPYING OF THE LIST. (THIS MEANS YOU DEEPAK)
  • Damn that glory hog Armstrong. Damn his eyes, I say!
  • One way I've found of boosting my self-esteem is by belittling others, you stupid bunch of useless cunts.