January 22, 2008
Life On Mars.
And, if you squint, it even looks a bit like David Bowie.
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It's a fucking Tusken Raider.
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Why does it look like a frame from the Patterson-Gimlin film?
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Whoever he is, he's Bantha fodder.
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Must be one of Cohaagen's men.
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I think he looks more like an Gorilla.
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And in other spacey-stuff, new pics of Mercury. Puts me in the mood for some interstellar perversion.
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You rang, my Lord?
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Oh sorry -- my bad. That's my life-sized bust of L. Ron Hubbard. I wondered where I'd left it.
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So this isn't relevant, then?
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GOATS
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If there are Tusken Raiders on Mars, NASA better start training Jedi to defend the future colonists.
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That's some obsessive SW nerdiness, there.
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And not just an alien, a naked one. Clearly, Mars needs to be colonized (ha ha) by a platoon of crusader monks to teach modesty and shame to those poor alien savages so their souls aren't lost.
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Crusader monkeys?
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My first thought was "What, someone just now discovered the series?" and then when I saw it I couldn't help but grin at the remarkable likeness it has to Bigfoot as rocket88 pointed out. ROCK FORMATION MY ASS! THAT'S A GOD DAMNED SUNBATHING MARTIAN!
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That's some obsessive SW nerdiness, there. No, this is.
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Could be a Native Martian.
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I postulate that bigfoot is in possession of a teleporter and hops between mars & the rockies regularly, confounding stupid humans everywhere s/he goes.
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No, this is. Oh, I'm so starting my own Reformed Church of the Sith to attack them.
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*snort* I find your lack of faith disturbing, Darth Tool! *pushes up glasses, swings cardboard tube through the air* Zzwow, zwow, PSSSHT!!! CKKKKKKK!!!
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Is there a Church of Kirk yet? I could go for that. If Maradona has one, so must the Shat...
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The First Church of Shatnerology!
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Hmm, it could be a Tusken Raider. (If so, lucky for us they're easily startled.) But upon closer inspection, I think it's looking for sulphur. That stuff's just lying around on the ground, right?
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The First Church of Shatnerology! It mocks the Shat. It claims a toup. They do not love the Shat. Set phasers to 'smite', o Lord.
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It looks more like someone in a stillsuit to me. Now I must go and wash my eyes out. At least it might solve the mystery of what happened to Chaka Khan's career.
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Viva, Sasquatch!
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Funny bit of trivia for you: my name is a killing word, as well.
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm not really sure that's a naked alien.
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I am surprised that no one has said that it is the Virgin Mary. I hate that every image of a woman must be the Virgin Mary and every image of a man must be Jesus Christ. Why can't the woman be Natalie Wood? Why can't the man be Joseph Stalin? As a child, I remember that my favorite planet was Mercury. What the fuck does that even mean? Why would anyone have a favorite planet? If you did, why wouldn't it be the only one you breathe on?
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Not if it's Ceti Alpha V...
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THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!!!
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Jesus on Mars
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Hey! Mars got Art! Master Jonba Hehol *snickers*
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Oh, I'm so starting my own Reformed Church of the Sith to attack them. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Tool.
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Why can't the man be Joseph Stalin? Or perhaps Lenin?
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Well shit, I didn't even see that. My powers are weak. *retreats to hyperbaric chamber*
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Cosmic coincidence on the road to Glenelg