January 16, 2008
The milestone threads
Since we're slow today, I give you some glimpses at MonkeyFilter history. They're not our best,  threads, by far, but they were milestones: 50, 100, 500, 1000, 5000, 10000, . Added bonus: 666.
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Your mom is slow today.
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Memreez, Like teh kornerz of mah mindz Mistee watah-cullored memreez Of teh way we wuz.
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Wow. 6,200 comments, and I'm not in any of these, aside from one brief visit to Daisy May. Huh. Guess I'll have to up my posting-rate...
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/pours 40oz o' honey on da curb
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Whoa, I killed thread 100.
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Double.
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It makes me sad to see all the people who aren't around anymore... I've lurked here for years and I really miss some of those voices. /joins the petes on the curb with a 40 of cockpunch
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Hola-z, speedy! MoFi is a sarcophagus filled with bees wax. My "milestone" threads pay no attention to the order in which they were posted. There are some classics out there - - some are quite dusty too. Nonetheless, it's fun to look at these. 12345
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54-46 was my number...
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None of these include dogs in shawls, which was, perhaps, our finest achievement.
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Why, whatever are you talking about, SMT? I miss Daisy May... oh, and moooshy.
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Yes, Dogs In Shawls WAS our best moment, wasn't it? Pure fried gold and you knew it, if only you could have admitted it to yourselves. I am the dark underbelly of Mofi that you just love to scratch.
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As a tribute to DIS, I bring you Animals In Spectacles. You love it.
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That's -- spectacular! Enh? ENH?
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Yeah - nothing like an animal making a spectacle out of itself!!! OOOF!!! Touch the walrus!
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It's really nice of these guys to put this subject in -- *snicker* -- in focus! On fire, baby! On. FIRE.
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I bet these animals get a lot of gigs! *snort* 'Gigs' is a UK term for glasses. Please laugh now.
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You could say that this website is something of a -- hold on, hold on -- something of a temple to the subject! HA!
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... What are you two on about?
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The jocularity of those two is convexing.
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Cappy, your astigmata are showing...
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I don't see the humour in this.
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I like how easily this topic lens itself to bad puns.
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I wear glasses and I would like to comment.
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Great here come those odoriferous hoodlums. Always trying to frame the discussion in their terms. I liked it better like this.
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Bunch of lunettics.
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Yeah, throw 'em all in prism.
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I sus-specs a miscarriage of justice!