January 09, 2008

I CAN HAZ HALP PLZ? At last, a relevant translation.
  • If anything is going to make me quit the internet, it is this.
  • I'm sure this is a double, but damned if I can find it.
  • I love that Gen. 1:1 starts with "O hai."
  • I think the last time it was posted, it was as a comment in another thread. Does that count as a double?
  • It was I who posted as a comment in another thread. And TUM followed with the same exact same comment. Déjà vu...
  • Today, on "It's the Arts..."
  • maybe they will move on to more interesting literary works after this? finnegan's wake...moby dick...wuthering heights?
  • Oh, like anyone could tell the difference for Finnegan's Wake...
  • Dawkinz saiz: Teh God, DO NOT WANT!!!!
  • wuz 2 households wiv digniteh dem was in verona - teh kewt kapulets DO NOT WANT montagews teh civil blud is on teh civil pawz dem each has babeez babeez dieded - :( kapulets, montagews lubs each udder now lissen to us, we explain evrthng kthnksbye
  • Rosebudz.
  • O hai, Clarice.
  • This whole cat crap is supposed to be written like it was written by someone who is illiterate. The idea, of course, being that cats probably aren't wizards of the printed word. So why in the fuck would they make the "i" sound with "ai?" "Ai" is a very advanced way of making that sound. It is in words like "haiku" and "aisle." Those are not normally pronounced English words. This has and will continue to bug the shit out of me.
  • Keep it up, fellas!
  • Bernockle, I've always assumed that the use of "hai" in this context originates from anime fans. From what I can gather from contextual clues, "hai" is an all-purpose Japanese word like our "okay." I've seen people use "hai" in IM as a slightly cutesier version of "hi." It sounds Hello Kitty-ish to me, in that context. LOLCATs' use of "hai" could thus be seen as an example of humans botching the feline-English translation. It could also be analogous to a child's use of the word "pasketti" in place of "spaghetti." Clearly we need more linguistic studies on this, thx.
  • DIS AR TEH MADNES NO, DIS AR TEH SPARTA K, THX, GOODBY
  • Oh, noes! DO NOT WANT Godz stuff. Must hav T-shrts wid other stuffs on it: Iz no strongestes of teh speeceez dat survivez, and no teh most most smartz dat that survivez. Is teh LOLCatz and da onez datz mos 'daptabbel to changez. dat smart guyz said it--Charlez Darwin I can haz evolutions? Iz good. Kthxbai
  • Oh hai, it wuz teh darkz and stormee nite
  • Of course you're all damned.
  • I'm OK with that.
  • I iz teh Ahabz.
  • TechEd Day 2: Microsoft announces LOLCode support and Cheezburger Studios More on LOLCODE Examples: HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!" KTHXBYE HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A VAR IM IN YR LOOP    UP VAR!!1    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX    VISIBLE VAR IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE
  • WANT!