January 02, 2008

Too Indigent To Quit? MC Hammer is back, grabbing a hold of that new "internet" thing, taking on YouTube with a dance video website (coming soon -- get your videos ready!).

For a quick parachute-pant drop onto Memory Lane, be sure to check out Hammer's Blog. For less than the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you can support Hammer's blog, by allowing him to hire a proofreader. Act now! We all have it in us to SAVE THE HAMMER! Or we can talk about the boresville election campaign instead. Whatever.

posted by Capt. Renault 16 years ago
  • This is a really solid idea for a business that's sure to take off. Already a funky lyric-busting, superdope homeboy from the Oaktown, now Mr. Hammer is CEO of a major entertainment company. U can't touch that! Stop. Reality time.
  • This guy is still alive?
  • Preaching wasn't profitable enough, I guess.
  • McHammer should get a McJob.
  • But what about the giant pants? Won't somebody PLEASE think of the GIANT PANTS?!?
  • You know, it's about time those giant pants came back! We've had every OTHER damn retro fashion fad come back lately-- and now I want me some Hammer pants. And a Cross Colours shirt. And a floaty hippie dress with combat boots and a floppy velvet hat with flowers on it.
  • They'll come back, speedlime. Shit be cyclical, dog.
  • looking around town,I think the giant pants never went out, people just grew into them.