January 01, 2008

• I think that's as good a way to start the new year as any.
• Damn, I want some tips from their grantwriter.
• ...possibly? The wagging feather dusters are etched forever on my brain.
• I never could quite get my feather duster to wag like that
• perhaps they're just happy to see us?
• This is the greatest.
• I dunno Queso, can they see us?
• They sense our presence. The feather dusters give them abilities some might consider to be unnatural.
• I would have thought the dusters would go in the other way to be of any use.
• You've been to too many Roman orgies, Capt.
• Bring on the boar's tripe fried in aurochs dripping!
• anal massage with the fan-lads OK I'll give it up now- no angry calls or emails please
• K A M U S F T W
• Now that there was a life-affirming video if there ever was one! When they're done, I wish they'd come to my house--I've got plenty of dusting to be done!
• Candy Time!
• I wonder if the Swiffer® marketing guys are scurrying to catch up?
• Smooth, Creamy, Delicious
• Well, I don't need any milk, but what do you have in the way of a Havarti?
• Ninja The Final Duel
• Pest Control
• Mr. Cream of Wheat
• Your daily fix
• The dancing's nice, anyway.
• Clown Urinal
• Can't pee; clown'll eat me. Can't pee; clown'll eat me.
• I LOVE YOU CHEETOS
• Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed
• When Fetishes Collide
• Your Daily WTF: Starfish Hitler
• I lost my heart to a Starfish Hitler.
• BREAKING: Conservatives Unequal to Task of Defying Starfish Hitler
• Goddammit, Japan: Kodai Shojou Dogu-chan
• WTF video of the day: naked guy transforms into human bale of hay
• Oh Hey, It's a Naked Man on a Scooter, Carrying a Crucifix