December 14, 2007

• I WAS EXPECTING REAL BEARS! *cries*
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• If you scroll down in the thread today / you're sure of H-dawg's surprise!
• Hater.
• Just giving mad props where mad props are due, yo.
• Kiss me, you fool!
• *applies cherry lip gloss*
• Hey, what's going on in "Bikini Cop and Officer Bear"?
• Hey, isn't that show on right after "Bernockle, Fast Food lawyer?"
• I dunno, I missed this week's episode.
• This week: a cop in a bikini has little to bear.
• Bears in ill-fitting hats... I want to see the ones with perfectly fitted ones.
• I haven't seen an episode of "Bernockle: Fast Food Lawyer" in far too long. Is the writer's strike to blame? I just pled a guy this past week for embezzling from Dairy Queen. Does that help?
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• Is that true, bernockle, or are you just saying that to get a new episode. Like Little House on the Prarie was all great until they ran out of real-life material from the book and started doing stories about menopause and shit.
• Oh, forgot a question mark. ?????
• Oh, lordy, 'nockle. There's got to be a soft-serve joke in there somewhere. What a cone-head!! Bear! In a Christmas hat!
• Damn, TUM, you're fast! I'm showing that 'shop to a couple underlings to try and spring them into action. And I'd totally watch that show.
• Here ya go, B.
• TRUE STORY: My office mate spent the afternoon photoshopping a new set of feet onto the picture of a student who wore big white sneakers to some official-dress-code event. She didn't want to put the picture on the web site and give other students the idea that the dress code doesn't matter.
• Would you like JUSTICE with that? TUM, you are so awesome.
• Slideshow of all the Fast Food Lawyer ads
• Peek-a-boo!
• I'm not even going to comment on that, telly.
• I think you just did.
• Yes, I am 2 days late to the game. I've been out of town. So there.
• Really. What can you say? Was the photograph taken as a joke? (there's some indication of that, because of all the accoutrements). It's a pretty harsh joke in my book though. Then again, I don't live in Alaska. From the same set - look at the face of satisfaction on this woman. It's okay for her but it's not for me. Context and time changes perception.
• Bear attack
• nom nom nom
• CUTEST.BEAR.ATTACK.EVAAAAAAARRRRRRR! I wants him. I will eats his tiny feets.
• Bear in sock.
• OOOODAITTYBITTYCUBBYWUBBY!
• That *is* in fact a hat. It's a woolen cap. SO IT FITS.
• Man's best sweater.
• Glancing at the side bar, I thought there was a new dick trick called 'bears in hats'.
• Only in the VIP lounge.
• *Paging BearGuy to the VIP lounge*
• Let's just say it's a trick your rabbi can't teach you.
• *snicker*