December 14, 2007

Woman catches fire during hemorrhoid operation
  • criticized huh? that's tough.
  • *sings* She woke up with a burning ring of fire! Her grapes were gone but the flames grew higher! And it burned, burned, burned, Her ring of fire, Her bum-hole pyre!
  • LOL
  • Too easy. Even for a Friday.
  • I will not stand for this! Except, I can't sit down.
  • What's up in Stockholm? Wish they'd get to the bottom of this. Maybe it's just a rip-off of Terrance and Philip's "Asses of Fire."
  • I've got to stop browsing MoFi during my lunch break. *sigh*
  • >"She later made several return visits to the hospital" Stockholm syndrome.
  • bwah! :D
  • It's really cold in Stockholm this time of year.
  • Maybe they can be roasting chestnuts round an open arse.
  • I think one harmonizes sharp out of one's ass during a winter convalescence. Flat in summer.
  • My sphincter is perfect pitch.