December 13, 2007

Who ate all the pies? Um...me! Dog nearly ruins fat blert's chances.
posted by kitfisto 17 years ago
  • More greedy animal news from the BBC. Such behaviour cannot be tolerated.
  • Charlie, a bichon frise, raided the fridge of 1995 champion Dave Williams while his owner was distracted by a pigeon flying up his chimney. The contest was saved by frantic calls to bakers for a new batch for the World Pie Eating Championship, in Wigan. Dave had run out of pie ingredents - four and twenty blackbirds don't go as far as you'd think - and didn't want his backup plan escaping up the flue.
  • One of my guilty pleasures is making elaborate patterns in the air with my fork, just to see Mr. Whiskers copy them with his head in order to keep his beady eyes riveted to the food.
  • "In five years, we'll either be working for Mr. Whiskers... or be dead by his hand."
  • Wait...when did TUM get a cat?