Jam, m'boy, jam! Because jelly does indeed wobble. Tsk.
Anyway, curse that snake for not making this one of those 'two animals that should hate each other actually become friends' stories. He's missed a golden PR opportunity and the 'and finally' slot on a million news programmes.
It was probably just a love bite. Poor snakey can't help that he has venom.
Like a limbless Lenny.
PRETTY KITTY I LOVE KITTY!
*bite*
*swell*
OH NO I DONE A BAD THING! OH BAD SNAKE BAD!
*takes snakey down to the river*
*shoots him*
GAAAAAAAH!
I'm so glad Mr. Whiskers has retired indoors in his middle age.
His ancestor Ludmilla carried a few snakes in through the catflap, but they were harmelss little garden snakes and were half dead when she brought them.
'Because I'm a snake... and that's what snakes do.'
The cat must be related to Herzog. That pic is going to buy him so many drinks the rest of his life... 'hey, you think you're hardcore? You ever wandered back to your owner's slave's house with a snake collar?'
Na, that snake was evil. Just plain EVIL!
wrapped twice around her neck and knotted under her chin
And just who do you think tied that knot?
Kitty wasn't going for that casual business look, I can tell you THAT much.
I hope the owners can afford the "expensive" anti-venom. Good on them for saving Jelly!
Also, DAMN that cat is hardcore!
Who's the black and white girl
That's a huntin' machine around the world?
JELLY!
You're damn right
Who is the cat
That would wrap her neck with a snake like that?
JELLY!
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't give up
When serpent venom fills her up?
JELLY!
Right on
You see this cat Jelly is a bad mother--
Shut your mouth.
But I'm talkin' about Jelly.
Then we can dig it.
She's a complicated kitty,
But damn, that cat is mighty touigh and gritty!
That's what the snake said.
JELLY!
And the mouse shall lay down with the cat, and the mouse shall not be afraid, for the mouse has been genticially modified to know not the meaning of fear.
Two words: stunt mice.
I would pay money to see Jelly take on a couple of fearless mice.
owner'sslave's house with a snake collar?'