December 06, 2007

Pitbull Armour - Horse-armour ... Squirrel-armour?
posted by Hank Mabuse 17 years ago
  • Needs goat and cow armour.
  • Great. Now the fucking squirrels have armour.
  • Pfft. Useless without an enchanter.
  • What hath Brian Jacques wrought?
  • Of course, horse armour has been around for a while.
  • Squirrels in my nieghbourhood don't need no steenking armour. They're tough sumbitches. Fought off all the cats prowling in my backyard.
  • Cat and mouse armour.
  • Pleg, that amour is FANTASTIC!
  • How about some penis armour other than Trojans/Durex?
  • Double.
  • That cat and mouse armour* is soooo coool, Plegs. Here's some more neat horse armour, ancient and modern. (*or armor, as my US spell checker wants to have it)
  • Remember hommy, it doesn't count in the thread, only in the post.
  • Technically not - FPPs of links previously mentioned in comments are not doubles?? on preview - as Blue Horse said...
  • As a fairly serious equestrienne, BH, how do you think horses would take to that stuff?
  • I know, I'm just teasing Hank. ;)
  • Hah! I have earrings made by the cat and mouse armour guy.
  • Actually Plegs, if it fits, they generally don't mind much at all. A few horses can be kind of silly about the chanfron, or faceplate, but after they wear it a while, no problems. More of a problem would be if it rattles or clanks. Most horse take a while to get used to things on their back that make noise. I once created a costume for my mare that looked like the pazyryk horse, complete with horns, faceplate and danglers, and she snorted once, and that was it. Most horses wouldn't have put up with the horns and danglers. Like this
  • *yawn*