December 03, 2007

A Big List of Sites That Teach You How To Do Stuff
posted by Hank Mabuse 16 years ago
  • Why yes, yes it is, and thanks.
  • With all due respect to Kevin Smith... Aaaaaaand that's where it lost me. JOKE. This actually looks disturbingly useful.
  • The pic of the bloke with a cap and hammer smoking his pipe and tinkering has reassured me that this will indeed be a useful resource.
  • It's the international sign for useful resource.
  • It's also a sign of the decline of modern youth that flat caps seem only to be worn ironically. Alas.
  • Cor blimey, guv, I can sweeps yer chimlee for tuppence an' a plate o' pease pud!
  • I only wear clothes ironically. Before I put them on I ironic them.
  • I had one o' them caps as a boy. Grey wool. Loved it. Couldn't pull it off now. Besides, my head's big enough that accentuating its surface area isn't generally a wise idea.
  • That's my problem too, mct. My freakishly large bonce looks fairly daft in any kind of headwear. I have a big broad-brimmed hat for trekking that I can safely wear up in the mountains as there's only goatherds to point and laugh. I also have a knitted wooly thing I wear here in Beijing. I deflected attention to my weird noggin by choosing a hat with earflaps and two reindeer knitted into the pattern. People are so busy boggling at them they forget how melon-like the head inside is.
  • Monkeyfilter: My freakishly large bonce looks fairly daft in any kind of headwear.
  • Well done, Hank!! I see that big list o'sites has taught you to tagline.
  • I call dibs on Pommy slang, mum.
  • I'd love to wear a hat now, especially in the winter. But damned if I can find one that works. I also catch enough shit for carrying a murse, so being a Hat Guy to boot or delving into my wilder realms of fashion fancy (like, dare I dream, a kilt) would only ensure a constant stream of lulz (and, quite possibly fruit) aimed at my prodigious noggin.
  • Wear a Fez, like me. No one ever laughs. Occasionally I get attacked by Turks who hate the Ottomans.
  • Or rappers.