December 02, 2007

Canadians killing the planet with their beer fridges.
  • Canadians are all drunk and dumb!
  • No doubt many will be surprised that Canadians require fridges at all. Huh-yuk.
  • That can't possibly be right! Canadians only need fridges six four months out of the year. The rest of the time they're freezin' their poutine-lovin' patooties off. I'm too close to the Canadian border tonight, and freezin' my ever-lovin' arse off!
  • What's wrong with cooling your beer in the creek, like us hillbillies do? 1 in 3 households have a whole second fridge for beer? Really?
  • I wouldn't be surprised if the same held true for Australia.
  • Beer fridges tend to be older, vintage units that consumers keep to store beverages "vintage" Gives the whole concept kind of snooty classiness...
  • Beer freezes outside, geniuses.
  • Not if you keep it in an insulated, unplugged refrigerator, GENIUS!
  • Hmmm... when we lived in Central New York, my Dad didn't have a separate fridge for beer. But when we moved up into border country, he got one. There must be something to this.
  • How else am I going to keep my beer cold while the global temperatures rise?