November 15, 2007

Mans fakes mugging with nail gun but clever Plod are on to him.

Particularly charming that he did his bit for community harmony by claiming his invented attackers were young black men.

posted by Abiezer_Coppe 17 years ago

Damn emo ~~kids~~ men
posted 17 years ago by VertexOfLife
Guy seems rather unstaple to me.
posted 17 years ago by roryk
Probably got a screw loose.
posted 17 years ago by muteboy
Two and a half years in jail seems a lot - while people convicted of GBH are walking away with a 'community sentence'. *Resumes reading 'Daily Mail'
posted 17 years ago by Plegmund
I hope he's getting counseling in the nick.
posted 17 years ago by The Underpants Monster
I agree. Surely they could hammer out a treatment plan for him.
posted 17 years ago by BlueHorse
He obviously thinks he's quite a stud.
posted 17 years ago by The Underpants Monster
That's a fair point Plegmund - especially as now he's been caught he's not likely to do it again (successfully at least) and the only victim of violence was himself.
posted 17 years ago by Abiezer_Coppe
What will happen if he bolts?
posted 17 years ago by tracicle
He'll be screwed.
posted 17 years ago by islander

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