November 11, 2007

Gallery of Odd Fortune Cookie Messages "Becuase of your melodic nature, the moon never misses an appointment."

There are some cute stories in the fan mail section.

posted by The Underpants Monster 17 years ago
  • This post is so...yesterday.
  • My favorite fortune, which I got back in about 1957 when eating dinner with THE guy (at the time) was "If you don't want anyone to know about it, don't do it." I kept it in waller for years.
  • WalleT.
  • Ralph; your fortune says that yesterday is the rest of your lifel
  • I usually carry them around in my wallet for months hoping to find this good fortune of which you speak. I never eat the cookie. Bleah.
  • I remember going to Seattle maybe 40 years ago with my parents and we smuggled brought home a box of Fat Fong's Filthy Fortune Cookies.
  • Cookies are yesterday. Fortune cookies are tomorrow!!!
  • If I like the fortune, I eat the piece of paper so that it becomes part of me.
  • We used to use promotional fortune cookies at work. Then we got down to about a week before the expiration date and we were passing them out in handfuls to anyone who would take them. You;d think fortune cookies wouldn't go stale, but you'd be wrong.