November 08, 2007

Jimmy Carter, Cat Killer - 'Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it.' WTF

Yes, we know about the vicious rabbit. Enough about the rabbit. He killed a cat, people. He shot a fucking cat. Has there been a sane president of the USA? Ever?

posted by Hank Mabuse 17 years ago
  • WTF? indeedy. Oh hai I killzed your kitteh. Oops.
  • If a man looks at a cat with murderous feelings, he has already committed felicide in his heart.
  • Hmmm, maybe Mr. Cheney was just trying to scare his riend away from the bird feeder. But seriously, Jimmy, have you never heard of a Super Soaker?
  • Well, at least he didn't ask the cat to publicly apologize for getting shot.
  • Bizarre. Lamentably, I received a post card from Grits in 1979.
  • Pleggers ftw.
  • Has there been a sane president of the USA? Ever?
  • Teddy Roosevelt.
  • Who starts a letter to their sister-in-law with To [name of sister-in-law]?
  • A cat killer. That's who.
  • Maybe she wasn't dear to him.
  • Mr. Carter loves little birdies. He was just lookin' out for dem.