October 26, 2007

How much do you love your bike?
posted by some wander by mistake 16 years ago
  • I don't get it. That's an ugly bike.
  • Oh yeah, baby -- that's what daddy likes...
  • I would think it possible to have sex with a narcissistic dyke who is watching herself in the mirror, the question is only: how much would she charge? Oh, you said BIKE!
  • i want to know more about the poor bastard who got nicked having sex with pavements!?!?!?!
  • Fucking your own bike gets you registered as a sex offender? Are we sure the bike wasn't asking for it?
  • He was bike-curious.
  • Or a Pedal-phile.
  • You guys spoke too soon, and I'm afraid you're going to derailleur this thread.
  • He was in his own room. I don't get it. It's not like he was out on the street making a public nuisance of himself. I call bs.
  • Really. Let's put the brakes on this kind of action, which stems from an overzealous fear of bike love. Sure, this guy's a crank, but does his fetish really have much of a bearing on society?
  • I think the pun fetish you all have is far, far worse.
  • Oh, it's something on which we have a handle -- barring excellent opportunities like this.
  • He was just trying to pump the tires.
  • Don't make me crossbar...
  • "Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do...I'm half crazy, all for the love of you..."
  • islander FTW
  • Agreed. Now Schwinn and I are off down the shops.
  • having sex with pavements??! Why was he convicted? Because he forgot to get behind a SHRUBBERY!
  • Like Lara, I call bs. I think someone is yanking our chain. No, wheelie.