October 25, 2007

Look at this dog. Via BoingBoing
posted by fooliosis 17 years ago
  • Sometimes you just have to make people look at your awesome motherfucking dog.
  • Seriously
  • But here?
  • Strongbad.
  • Yes.
  • We must keep abreast of memes.
  • Also, breasts.
  • My fucking cat would slay this motherfucking dog- just like she slayed a fucked up looking lizard this morning.
  • My man, I want my motherfucking dog back in my motherfucking back yard, RIGHT NOW!
  • I prefer Ellen to this dog.
  • Or, rather, Ellen's dog.
  • That is to say, Ellen's ex-dog.
  • I have a cat which looks just like a Maine Coon ('cause he is.) I also have a cat who looks just like a Manx, and he is. I once had a horse who looked just like a chestnut Arab, and he was, and one who looked like a sorrel thoroughbred, and some who looked like classic quarter horses, and some who were just horses. So what?
  • Shhhh. If we don't talk about it, maybe it will just go away.
  • A big, fat, brown striped Maine Coon cat came out to greet me from somebody's yard as I walked downtown today. It had a nice, white spot on its nose and a mat in its tail. It responded to my baby talk with ankle-rubbing.
  • Who is Ellen?
  • Ellen is new. You'll meet her eventually. She just hasn't posted anything yet.
  • I saw a cat today.
  • I see a dog right now.
  • I'm looking at a dog right now.
  • I'm not looking at it anymore.
  • Who is Ellen? Like you don't know.
  • You're all 'Friends of Ellen'.
  • I just woke up my awesome motherfucking dog. With the laughter of me. /pointless
  • Not enough goat
  • So, nobody's going to come out in this post and point to the dogshit on the carpet, eh? Half you drunken louts probably didn't even realize it, admit it. Well, I am. DOUBLE POST!!! Send out the dogs, see if I care.
  • But is it wearing a shawl?
  • Where's the original post, BlueHorse? WHERE'S THE ORIGINAL POST?!
  • It had fucking better be.
  • SOMEONE GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOG OFF OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
  • I am sure Xerxes cocks his leg against all posts, double or single.
  • The combination of its' dignified, carefully-posed paw and vicious-looking, demented grin is spooky. I wouldn't get near this dog if paid.
  • I hace been biten by xerces
  • *keeps a meme of breasts*
  • Look also at this dog, for it too is awesome.
  • Here it is, Nick! Let loose the dogs of WRATH!!
  • Ah, that ain't a double post. Believe me, though, I wish you were right.
  • Linking in the comments doesn't count, BlueHorse. I daresay that the awesomeness of the dog has befuddled your brain.
  • Bah. That dog wouldn't last five minutes against a monkey with a stick.
  • *mutters I know I've seen that dog's poster before then checks main link I call double post! DOUBLE POST!!! *holds breath, turns blue, waves little feet, pounds fists on floor But, But, But!!! But he looks just LIKE that Saint Bernard!!! *slinks quietly out of the room with wrathy dogs, knowing she's wrong, but refusing to stand up and admit it like a man Monkey
  • Here, have a slice of cheese.
  • Could you shape that cheese into a chicken, please?
  • !!!That cheese is a double po... Oh, excuse me. The meds are not working. I must go now.
  • /hugs GramMa and gives her a cookie
  • A cheesy cookie?
  • Dammit, I was just starting to settle down with that cheesy Valium-flavored cookie, and now homunculus has to go and DOUBLE POS POSSUM
  • I want a dog just so I can have one of those. OOH FOR THE BABY
  • Man I wish my dogs would do that...
  • Mr. Whiskers probably wouldn't even watch the balls fly by.