Sometimes you just have to make people look at your awesome motherfucking dog.
Seriously
But here?
Strongbad.
Yes.
We must keep abreast of memes.
Also, breasts.
My fucking cat would slay this motherfucking dog- just like she slayed a fucked up looking lizard this morning.
My man, I want my motherfucking dog back in my motherfucking back yard, RIGHT NOW!
I prefer Ellen to this dog.
Or, rather, Ellen's dog.
That is to say, Ellen's ex-dog.
I have a cat which looks just like a Maine Coon ('cause he is.) I also have a cat who looks just like a Manx, and he is. I once had a horse who looked just like a chestnut Arab, and he was, and one who looked like a sorrel thoroughbred, and some who looked like classic quarter horses, and some who were just horses.
So what?
Shhhh.
If we don't talk about it, maybe it will just go away.
A big, fat, brown striped Maine Coon cat came out to greet me from somebody's yard as I walked downtown today. It had a nice, white spot on its nose and a mat in its tail. It responded to my baby talk with ankle-rubbing.
Who is Ellen?
Ellen is new. You'll meet her eventually. She just hasn't posted anything yet.
I saw a cat today.
I see a dog right now.
I'm looking at a dog right now.
I'm not looking at it anymore.
Who is Ellen?
Like you don't know.
You're all 'Friends of Ellen'.
I just woke up my awesome motherfucking dog. With the laughter of me.
/pointless
Not enough goat
So, nobody's going to come out in this post and point to the dogshit on the carpet, eh?
Half you drunken louts probably didn't even realize it, admit it.
Well, I am.
DOUBLE POST!!!
Send out the dogs, see if I care.
But is it wearing a shawl?
Where's the original post, BlueHorse? WHERE'S THE ORIGINAL POST?!
It had fucking better be.
SOMEONE GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOG OFF OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
I am sure Xerxes cocks his leg against all posts, double or single.
The combination of its' dignified, carefully-posed paw and vicious-looking, demented grin is spooky. I wouldn't get near this dog if paid.
*mutters I know I've seen that dog's poster before then checks main link
I call double post! DOUBLE POST!!!
*holds breath, turns blue, waves little feet, pounds fists on floor
But, But, But!!! But he looks just LIKE that Saint Bernard!!!
*slinks quietly out of the room with wrathy dogs, knowing she's wrong, but refusing to stand up and admit it like a man Monkey
Here, have a slice of cheese.
Could you shape that cheese into a chicken, please?
!!!That cheese is a double po...
Oh, excuse me. The meds are not working. I must go now.
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