October 22, 2007

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• THANKS FOR THE TIP, MCT! I'LL BE SURE TO KEEP IT IN MIND! (AND, JUST AS AN ASIDE, THAT'S A FINE PICTURE, BUT IT'S NOT QUITE A DOG IN A SHAWL, IS IT?)
• HOLY CRAP! IT'S MONDAY MORNING AND MCT IS STILL DRUNK!!!!!
• I WONDERED WHY EVERYBODY WAS SHOUTING!!!
• FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
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• OLD SKOOL, BITCHZORZ!!1!
• they say at midnight on caps lock eve the ghost of ee cummings rises from the grave and hovers over the capitol building he lowers his case down to the unfeeling earth and locks his cap onto his undead head
• WHAT'S THAT TUM I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE IT'S NOT VOLUMEY ENOUGH IF ONLY THERE WERE A KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD THAT COULD HELP YOU TYPE LOUDER OH WAIT THERE IS
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• ON CAPS LOCK DAY NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!
• NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM THROUGH ALL THE SHOUTING.
• THIS THREAD IS DOOMED.
• "GATSBY BELIEVED IN THE GREEN LIGHT, THE ORGASTIC FUTURE THAT YEAR BY YEAR RECEDES BEFORE US. IT ELUDED US THEN, BUT THAT'S NO MATTER--TOMORROW WE WILL RUN FASTER, STRETCH OUT OUR ARMS FARTHER... AND ONE FINE MORNING--" FUCK, ZELDA... GET ME ANOTHER BOURBON! --YOUR MOM
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• MY CRAPS ARE LOCKED
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• ON THURSDAY IN #MOFIRC IT'S NO PANTS DAY AND EVERY 700 YEARS CAPS LOCK DAY HAPPENS ON NO PANTS DAY DURING A FULL MOON AND EVERY TIME THAT HAPPENS GOD MASTURBATES A KITTEN NO WAIT THAT'S ROSH HASHANAH
• NO PANTS!!!1!
• hEY guYs IM giViNG thIS a SHot am I DOing it RIGht?
• HEY WHERE'S THAT THINGY THAT LETS YOU WRITE UPSIDE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN? ILL HAVE WHATEVER MCT IS HAVING THE CAPSLOCK DAY WEBPAGE IS FUCKTASTIC!
• I WISH I COULD CAPS LOCK HARDER BUT IM ALREADY AT MAXIMUM CAPS LOCK SORRY
• WOW KOKO THAT'S SOME EXTREME LOCKING OF CAPS HEY NICKDANGER YOU SHOULD TAKE A PAGE OUT OF HER BOOK BECAUSE I LIKE THE CUT OF HER JIB
• THERE'S ONE KEY ON MY KEYBOARD I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER USED. IT'S GOT A ` ON IT AND WHEN YOU SHIFT YOU GET A ~. WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE FOR ANYWAY? WHEN DO WE GET A SPECIAL DAY FOR THAT KEY?
• MÄXÏMÜM ÜMLÄÜTS!!!
• ROCKET THAT IS THE ACCENT GRAVE KEY IF YOU'RE USING A MAC HOLDING OPTION WHILE TYPING IT PRODUCES AN ACCENT GRAVE WHEEEEEEEEEE CAPS LOCK
• FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS AN ANCIENT GRAVE KEY AND THEREFORE UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE GRAVES OF VERY SMALL INDIANS AND IF SOME FOOD FELL UNDER THE KEY IT WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE AS EVIL FOOD AND KILL YOUR FAMILY
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• CAPS LOCK IS THE ANCIENT GRAVE KEY. THE ANCIENT GRAVE OF MY DIGNITY.
• wait, i got it now!
• FUCK
• hold on, let's try that again
• FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I THINK I GOT IT GUYS!!!
• CONGRATULATIONS! ONE OF US! *REMOVES NICKDANGER'S PANTS*
• YOU GOT IT! LETS FUCK!
• THOSE WEERD SWEEEDZ
• I AM SO PROUD OF MY COUNTRYMEN!
• P.A.: IF I WAS USING A MAC I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS BLAND GRAY CUBICLE HELL I'D BE IN A FRESH SPRING FIELD WITH FLOWERS AND RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND MY COMPUTER WOULD EMIT BEAUTIFUL CALMING MUSIC AND IT WOULD FELLATE ME AND I'D BE SIX INCHES TALLER AND MY HAIR WOULD GROW BACK. WHAT'S AN OPTION KEY ANYWAY?
• OPTION KEYS ARE STANDARD ON MACS.
• I HAVE A HEADACHE NOW, UBASTARDS!
• CAPS LOCKING IS DEFINITELY PART OF MY OBSCURE AGENDA!
• OPTION KEYS ARE STANDARD HEH.
• STANDARD KEYS ARE OPTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!
• PIETER HINTJENS IS SMOTHERING OUR FREEDOMS. FUCKING FUCK NEEDS TO GET FUCKED. UP.
• conformists-bah!
• I HAVE A CAPSLOCK KEY ON MY COMPUTER BUT I'M TOO COOL TO USE IT!!!1!! dammit!
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• HAWTHORNE WINGO KNOWS FUCK ABOUT LINKING! AND FUCK SQUIDRANCH! PLEASE!
• AND ALSO, I THINK THIS THREAD CALLS FOR A TUM SUPERHERO GIF!
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• HAWTHORNE WINGO KNOWS FUCK ABOUT LINKING! Hotlinking to AfterDawn.com profile images is not allowed PWND!!!1! LOL!11
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• BEATEN, BUT NOT DOWN (i think)
• BEATEN, BUT NOT DOWN U R LOOSING THE INTERNET
• FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
• BACK, BABY.
• HEY RALPHIE BOY!!11!!!111!!ONE!!!!! FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUU, YOU FUCCCKKKKKKKINNNNGGGGGG FUUUUUUCCCCCCK!!!!!! CATHARSIS FUCKING RULEZ!!
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• Yet another sad realization that Voyager left the solar system without passing along a universally understandable encapsulation of this thread's brief nugget of humanity. Dream on, Taures VII!
• MONKEYFILTER: BRIEF NUGGET OF HUMANITY
• OMG ONLY 5 MINUTES OF CAPS LOCK LEFT ON GREENWICH MERIDIAN TIME!!!!!!!
• CAPS LOCK WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS FOR ALL TIME
• I CAN HAV CAP LOC, PLZ? ONOES, SUMBUDY STOLED MY CAPS LOC!
• And tomorrow is nothing particularly important day, so we can all chill.
• TRACICLE SUCKS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So.....the Shouting Thread gets eeked, but the CAPSLOCK thread thrives.... I guess we know that MCT's WHISKEY HAS TENTACLE PRINTS ON ITS LABEL!
• *begins chill
• conformists-bah! kamus ConFormIsts! BAHHHHHHHHHHHUMBUGGERY. Caps Lock always does one thing for me at work. IT KEEPS ME FROM LOGGING IN WHILE I'M WORKING A FREAKIN' DEAL. CAPS LOCK SUCKS. I'M CAPS-ING WITH OUT THE LOCK ON. JUST USING SHIFT TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT CONFORMING.
• HAY NINFINITE THERE'S THIS NEW KEY YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IT'S CALLED THE NATHAN HALE KEY AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS: * I KNOW THAT'S USUALLY CALLED THE ASTERISK OR STAR OR SPLAT BUT IN AMERICA IT'S CALLED THE NATHAN HALE KEY AND IT'S SO AWESOME AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. TOTALLY FUCKING TRUE HISTORY: IT'S CALLED THE NATHAN HALE KEY BECAUSE OF A RECENTLY DISCOVERED FAMOUS MISQUOTE OF HIS SEE EVERYBODY THINKS HE SAID I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO GIVE FOR MY COUNTRY BUT THAT'S WRONG WHAT HE SAID WAS I REGRET THAT I HAVE ONE ASTERISK FOR MY COUNTRY AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME AND THEN HE KILLED A GUY WITH LASERS SO THIS SHOULD BE NATHAN HALE KEY DAY.
• IT'S TRUE MCT DON'T LIE UNLESS HE'S BEEN DRINKIN' SO HE DOES A FAIR AMOUNT OF LYING IT'S TRUE BUT STILL.
• I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED THE BUMHOLE KEY?
• I THOUGHT HE JUST SAID THINGS LIKE "HEY LITTLE BUDDY" AND "MARY ANN, THAT BANANA CREAM PIE WAS DELICIOUS."
• THANKS MCT! I WAS UNAWARE OF THAT TOTALLY FUCKING TRUE HISTORY! YOU MUST BE OLD, OR I MUST BE DIM BECAUSE OF THIS TOTALLY TRUE, ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVEABLE FACT: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO NATHAN HALE IS. ALSO, WHO IS THIS "ELLEN" EVERYONE IS IN AN UPROAR OVER?
• I THINK SHE'S THE WOMAN WHO CLEANS UP THE RICE AT THE CHURCH WHEN A WEDDING HAS BEEN
• (OR THAT WAS RIGBY.)
• OMG, ITS A CAPS LOCK LIFE
• ITS A COCK SLAP LIFE
• LOWER CASE WE NEVER SEE LOWER CASE WHAT'S THAT, WHO'S HE? NO ONE PRESSES SHIFT, YOU SEE WHEN YOU'VE GOT A CAPS LOCK KEY! IT'S A CAPS LOCK LIFE! IT'S A CAPS LOCK LIFE FOR US IT'S A CAPS LOCK LIFE FOR US INSTEAD OF TINY, WE TYPE LARGE! OUR FAVORITE SHOW IS CHARLES IN CHARGE! IT'S A CAPS LOCK LIFE!
• NOW DO IT IN YOUR TONE LOC VOICE.
• OK HES SOBER AGAIN OR ELSE HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO RHYME. NICE JOB!
• I'M NOT SOBER, I CAN RHYME. I CAN DO IT ANY TIME! MY DIET COKE IS LACED WITH LIME MARCEL MARCEAU WAS QUITE THE MIME.
• SOBER<>SLOBBER
• ¿ʎɐp uʍop-ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʇıɹʍ sı uǝɥʍ ˙sıɥʇ pǝssıɯ ı ¡uoıʇɐuɯɐp
• Yes! There it is.