October 17, 2007

• Forgive me if I'm hesitant.
• Milk it, George, milk it.
• There's also going to be an animated series that takes place between episodes 3 and 4. God damn you, George. God damn you.
• Jar Jar meets the Geico Cavemen?
• Sales of action figures must be down.
• What rocket said.
• George Lucas exists to give fanfic authors more credibility and prestige.
• He must be down to one dump truck full of cash.
• Oh, and every last man-geek of you will watch it.
• Hey, I know at least one she-geek that will, too... not me, though. After the rush of that huge ship passing over our heads on the first one, those films never regained their awesomeness for me.
• Here's a preview. The television budget is really going to hurt the franchise, imho.
• That video is the shizz. That's what the INternets are FOR, dammit!
• Nobody's gonna be interested in a cornball epic space opera about a struggle between good and evil.
• Luke, I am your producer.
• STOP WITH THE HATIN'!!
• *hates*
• kitfisto explains Episode IV for everyone.
• The shiny guy always worries.
• 4 Things to Expect from The Clone Wars TV Show (and 3 Things Not To)
• George Lucas: 'Star Wars' won't go beyond Darth Vader
• New Star Wars: Clone Wars Trailer For The Ladies
• ZOMG! But, two things - clone troopers shouldn't surrender, nor should they grass when force chocked, which this trailer implies. C'mon! These guys are stormtroopers! I own a lovely stormtrooper helmet, you know.
• Stormtroopers are all gay for each other.
• Kiss me, TK-421!
• Stormtroopers are all gay for each other. But since they're clones, isn't it just a kind of extended masturbation? Or would it be like sex between twins?
• It's ok to have sex with your doppleganger. As long as you kill it afterwards.
• Dopplebanger?
• /collapse
• /prolapse
• Pardon me doing this, but I had to alert you all to my friend David's review of "The Clone Wars", only because I just now read it and everyone needs to know that this happened: ...Ziro the Hutt, who is (and I am in no way making this up) Jabba's gay, lavender-colored, body-painted, feather-boa wearing uncle, who speaks — in English, mind you — like Truman Capote, if Truman Capote had been 500 percent gayer and had had a massive stroke. There. Is no. Effing. Way.
• The action sequences are dull, the animation is jerky and overly angular, the humor is “Hee-Haw”-level cornball... Stop with the Hee-Haw hatin'. It was fine entertainment the whole family could enjoy.
• Saa-loooo!
• Seth Rogen's Fake Star Wars Porn Versus Actual Star Wars Porn [NSFW]
• Note to self: click this at home.
• Let's just say it's hard to make credible lesbian pr0n in a canon with so few female characters.
• I beg to differ.
• Bristol Lightsaber Flashmob