October 15, 2007

Dinosaurs! that look an awful lot like elephants. The servant of the Lord is currently planning a new trip to the Congo, to bring back pterosaurs. Oh, and Let's Shut Down Landover Baptist, because it makes Baby Jesus cry. (Get your Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong here!)

More deadpan than Landover, or for real? You decide.

posted by Skrik 17 years ago
  • Also in today's DinoFilter, the discovery of a Fuckinlongosaurus in Argentina. No derail intended.
  • It was times like this that I longed for the Christian-built highway systems of home. It's times like this that I long for the rapture so you people will finally leave us alone.
  • God created the highway system, specifically the carpool lanes, so that all his children could be in one Accord.
  • Fuckinlongosaurus That's FUTALOGNKOSAURUS you dipwit! I can't take him anywhere TP FTW!
  • I am a dummy and too lazy to research it. Can someone give me the quick answer and a brief source as to whether objectiveministries is legit or lampoon?
  • You can't be an advocate and retain the "objective" tag. The two are mutually exclusive. >:(
  • Aha: Wikipedia pulled through. Lambuel, the main character from OBJECTIVE's "4Kidz" section, whose catch-phrase is "Jesus loves me! Woooooah!" Lambuel, the main character from OBJECTIVE's "4Kidz" section, whose catch-phrase is "Jesus loves me! Woooooah!" The site disguises its true origins by presenting ads and links to genuine Christian sites and news, by including a voluminous section on creationism and a Christian youth rock ministry, and by running a campaign for the shutdown of Landover Baptist, another well-known but much easier to spot Christian parody site. OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries has frequently had success in deceiving viewers: for a while it was hosted on a Christian web hosting service, and one atheist wrote an article denouncing it [1].
  • Short answer: yes it's fake. Shoulda used the preview button, sorry guys. Feel free to delete my second post
  • Thanks, 50pts. My opinion only: I like parody sites: Landover, Onion, etc. Funny, get the point across, worth reading, can make me laugh, sometimes think. Jon Stewart, Colbert, Bill Maher kind of stuff. I detest stealth parody sites, like this one. There is enough reality out there to horrify me, I don't need faux fuckwads. And no offense, Skrik, but an FTP of something like this has a whiff of troll hovering over it. My rage can be incited just fine by a homunculus news links, I don't need people pretending to be morons. There are, sadly, morons aplenty in the nonfiction section.
  • You could lower that statistic by 90% by leaving the nonfiction section. BURRRRNNNN!!! :p
  • I'm a troll because I upset Ralph?
  • I hesitate to offer a ruling, Skrik. You both scare me.
  • He's an unrepentant whale eater. he went to some godforsaken tulip-growing faggy communist country in Europe so he could indulge himself in lye-soaked fish and whale meat. Still more trustworthy than Republicans.
  • I wasn't upset! And the troll isn't Skrik, it's objectiveministries, a site that's trying to trick people into outrage. Hey, Abiezer: BOO!
  • FTP? Frightening Trollish Parody?
  • peeks timidly into thread Have the nasty men gone yet?
  • Monkeyfilter: I don't need faux fuckwads.
  • Heh. Fauxwads.
  • betta fauxwads than bagwads.