October 12, 2007

Dangerous Graffiti Vandal Apprehended Age: 6 - Medium: Chalk - Punishment: $300 fine

posted by es el Queso 16 years ago

Thank God it wasn't hopscotch! There'd have been stone-throwing and moving violations too.
posted 16 years ago by Abiezer_Coppe
But she wasn't even charged. Some city drone just sent out a standard warning letter in response to a neighbor complaint. I'm sure it happens all the time.
posted 16 years ago by rocket88
Does this mean I can no longer piss in the snow?
posted 16 years ago by RalphTheDog
Lookit Ralph! Get out the Dickwacker 2000!
posted 16 years ago by BlueHorse
I'm sure it happens all the time. Oh, in that case, this is a good thing.
posted 16 years ago by Mr. Knickerbocker
Oh come one, she was beginning to paint the town blue. That is surely actionable.
posted 16 years ago by Skrik
First it's graffiti, then it's hopscotch boards, then it's terrriorism. You gotta stop 'em!
posted 16 years ago by BlueHorse
Hurr I'm the American legal system hurrr.
posted 16 years ago by vertigo

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