October 12, 2007

Dangerous Graffiti Vandal Apprehended Age: 6 - Medium: Chalk - Punishment: $300 fine
posted by es el Queso 17 years ago
  • Thank God it wasn't hopscotch! There'd have been stone-throwing and moving violations too.
  • But she wasn't even charged. Some city drone just sent out a standard warning letter in response to a neighbor complaint. I'm sure it happens all the time.
  • Does this mean I can no longer piss in the snow?
  • Lookit Ralph! Get out the Dickwacker 2000!
  • I'm sure it happens all the time. Oh, in that case, this is a good thing.
  • Oh come one, she was beginning to paint the town blue. That is surely actionable.
  • First it's graffiti, then it's hopscotch boards, then it's terrriorism. You gotta stop 'em!
  • Hurr I'm the American legal system hurrr.