October 06, 2007

5 months in jail. But dude, the ostrich totally beat him up first!
  • fuckin assholes.
  • Gaylord, one of several ostriches on the ranch Yes, it hapened to Gaylord because Chauncey, Lavinia, and Ambrose were all in the barn playing chemin-de-fer. Also, fuckin' assholes.
  • I blame television. Specifically the "Animal Planet" series.