September 28, 2007

A Siberian gives birth to her 12th child— was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 17 pounds, 1 ounce. BARNAUL, Russia - A Siberian woman who gave birth to her 12th child — doing more than her fair share to stem Russia’s population decline — was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 17 pounds, 1 ounce.

Nadia was delivered by Caesarean section in the local maternity hospital in the Altai region on September 17, joining eight sisters and three brothers, a local reporter said. “We were all simply in shock,” said Nadia’s mother, Tatyana Barabanova, 43. “What did the father say? He couldn’t say a thing — he just stood there blinking.” [...] When I read this article, I couldn't help but think of these two things: Uterine Prolapse? We don't care 'bout no steenkin' uterine prolapse! Increasing Your Word Power: Labiaplasty.

posted by NuggetMaven 17 years ago
  • Just moved some of the content inside. Carry on.
  • Thanks for the assist:) Here's one more for the road: "The Cos" Riffing on Natural Childbirth
  • Actually, I recently read an article on rectal prolapse that made me immediately run out and get my tubes tied. Don't google it for the love of your butt!
  • why, oh, why do men have to miss out on such delights?
  • NO MORE SCARY PREGNANT STORIES PLEASE! Some of us around here are gestating you know.
  • MonkeyFilter: Some of us around here are gestating you know. *winks at Gomi
  • When I read this, I couldn't help but think of two things: affordable birth control and safe, legal abortion. Both of which three generations of women in my family have had need of. And been happy to use. Oh yes.
  • 'Hoodectomy' is clitoral unhooding? I always thought it meant taking the owl out of your ass.
  • gomi! I didn't know you were preggers darling. congratulations!
  • More pancakes?
  • Yeah, was that yer first MoFi AOB (Adnission Of Breeding)? Congratulamicationses! I weighed ten pounds at birth. Doc told Mom not to have any more or they'd be big enough to walk out.
  • And why is nobody making "Siberian Husky" jokes?
  • Also, ain't no doctor who isn't smart enough to know the difference between "discrete" and "discreet" gettin' his scalpel anywhere near my hoo-ha.
  • NOt sure about this "clitoral unhooding," I suppose that's something someone does to enhance stimulation; hopefully folks won't confuse it with FGM, or otherwise known as "Female Genital Mutilation. Hard to believe but this goes on in the US (to a smaller degree than the more well known, muslim populated African countries like Somalia).
  • MonkeyFilter: an article on rectal prolapse that made me immediately run out and get my tubes tied
  • Thanks kids. Yes first Mofi confession. You can follow the scans on my flickr stream though (^_^).
  • 'Hoodectomy' is clitoral unhooding? I always thought it meant taking the owl out of your ass. Hooteectomy, darling. It's Hooteectomy. MonkeyFilter: I always thought it meant taking the owl out of your ass. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. *draws deep breath
  • Some of us around here are gestating you know. Ewww! Girls are icky! (and Congratulations gomi : )
  • CONGRATULATIONS GOMI!!
  • Huzzah to Gomi! Congrats and best wishes for an easy process and a healthy outcome (meaning your offspring will be gainfully employed and supporting you within a few short decades).
  • Congrats to Gomi. Yeah, look at that big brain!
  • Gomi's gesturing? *makes happy gesture back at Gomi
  • (^_^) xxxxx
  • (( )) Don't get stretch marks!
  • Congrats and good health Gomi!