September 27, 2007

Why you can't call your horse Nutzapper.
posted by some wander by mistake 17 years ago
  • Hoof Hearted was the best racehorse name I ever read.
  • Only eighteen characters long? How odd. Liquor in the Fron dang!
  • OK, how on earth did "Cum Rocket" get in unnoticed?
  • They said I couldn't name my stallion "Mr. Large, Erect Penis" because it had 19 characters.
  • Take out the comma
  • Could you say the horse was from Holland and call him Bulb Raker?
  • Well, there's a TB named BlueHorse One, and one running under my given name, but the closest thing to TUM is Undergarments Only (1998) Hey, that works for me! TUM, I bet you'd be happy enough with a horse named Panties Galore. There's a Pete n'Pete, a Pete Pete, and a Pete Da Boss, but no PeteBest. Would Pants Dance or Zachery Cool Pants work for you? If I ever see the horse Buttersideup, my bets on him/her!
  • Horse B With You (2003)? Boobooliscious (2005)? Dognamedspot (1997)? What luuuuuzers!
  • I take it you know a little bit about horses.
  • Flagpole Hill (2004) *whinnies, gallops away*
  • There's the same phenomenon in the UK. Names that got past the Jockey Club because they look OK until read aloud include WearTheFoxHat and Noble Locks. A trainer called Julie Cecil used to specialise in Spoonerisms, and got away with lots, including Joe Blob, Betty Swallocks, and Mary Hinge.
  • Sigh,,because a horse is a course fourth of course a source of a fourth a horse. ps,, I'll be here all day
  • What about "Buster Hyman?"
  • Rocketeightyeight (2002) Probably a stallion.
  • Mule
  • No stomper, but I did find stomata. Why cant the leaf me alone?
  • What's all this about "obscene" names? How come nobody's tried to name a horse Hitler? The chances of that offending people are far greater, especially if she wins.
  • *turns out lights*