September 25, 2007

Great Big Holes
posted by dng 17 years ago
  • *is scared to the link at work*
  • scared to CLICK the link!
  • It is perfectly safe
  • Unless you are scared of holes, I suppose
  • Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket "It's a good ol'-fashioned hole diggin'! By garr, it's been a while!"
  • Are any of them for sale on eBay?
  • Recently had a conversation with a mom in the coffee shop whose little boy loves to stop and watch when the workmen dig holes in the street. Sure is something fascinating about 'em.
  • Friend of mine has a longstanding fight with his brother. The brother is an engineer at an open-pit mine. My friend contends that that is not mining, so much as just digging.
  • "The unfortunately named "Glory Hole" is located at Monticello Dam in California and is used to drain water from the reservoir when the dam reaches full capacity. This is the largest such drain in the world and can drain 14,400 cubic feet of water per second." Way to drag down the tone of your own site! Awesome pics, though.
  • The brother is an engineer at an open-pit mine. So they're mining for barbecue sauce?
  • A Big Hole In The Ground These two men are walking through the woods one day and they come across a big hole in the ground. Now this hole is huge, like some sort of endless pit. So the one man says to the other, “I wonder how deep this hole is?” He then proceeds to pick up a rock and toss it in the humongous hole. They listen... nothing. The other man then grabs a large stick and throws it in.... Nothing. At this point the two men are really intrigued over this large hole. So they look around a little for something bigger to throw in, and they come across a railroad tie. They both grab an end, walk it over to the hole, and throw it in. The men are looking down the hole when all of a sudden they hear this noise in the woods. They look over and see this goat running all over the place. It’s ziging and zaging between trees and going all over the place. Then it runs right up and dives into the hole. Now the two men are thinking, what the hell was that? They had no idea what that goat was doing. So they decide to just keep walking. A little ways down they run into a farmer, and the farmer asks them if they’d seen his goat. The two men tell him that they saw a goat come running out of the woods and jump into this huge hole. But the farmer says that couldn’t have been his, cause he tied his goat to a railroad tie. Sorry, that's all I got
  • I think that goat was scared because of something it found in the forest.
  • GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
  • A massive hole appeared in the road right outside our house. Police say they are looking into it. Chokes on dust from old joke shelf
  • I doubt they'll catch who did it.
  • "The unfortunately named "Glory Hole" is located at Monticello Dam in California and is used to drain water from the reservoir when the dam reaches full capacity. This is the largest such drain in the world and can drain 14,400 cubic feet of water per second." Joke #1: I thought it was located at an airport in Minneapolis! Joke #2: Wow, it's almost large enough to accomodate my massive penis!
  • There's something pornographic even about the way the Glory Hole looks, like one big man-made goatse.
  • How come Bill O'Reilly isn't on the list?
  • /rimshot
  • I was discussing this site with a friend, and while debating whether a manmade structure counted as a "hole" or not, he came out with the classic: "I guess one man's hole is another man's quarry."
  • Deep, but not quite as wet: The Gates of Hell Trac, the original link is borked, I do believe
  • So it is...and such a polite message from the borked link. What shall we replace it with?
  • De-bork-ified link here.