September 19, 2007

Our long wait for a means to slap someone over the Internet is over. Thanks, Professor Marshall
posted by Abiezer_Coppe 17 years ago
  • Porn application in 3,2,1...
  • Other Interests: Eating & Drinking, hill walking (when I'm not), movies, novels, Barnsley football club (someone has to support them). Winding up Professor Roger Woods. Hey, he can use the remote-control robohand to tap Professor Woods on the wrong shoulder and make him turn around and see nobody there!
  • "Allowing people to feel directly what they are seeing on a computer screen is a Holy Grail." Happy Google image searching, everyone!
  • Slap the monkey, maybe...
  • Woah. Way fucking cool.
  • beaten again
  • Ooh, international glassing!
  • Reminds me of this bash.org quote
  • Now we can finally maul quid's corpse for real!
  • Ah. Reminds me of a great short story, Steven Millhauser's "The Wizard of West Orange" about an Edison invention involving haptics.
  • Time to practice my Mantis Death Grip
  • If anybody gets one of these things and wants to, uh, shake my hand, just let me know.
  • A device that allows computer users to "feel" things online Now there really WILL be no getting teh preverts off the computer. Not to mention, they'll be dying in droves in less than three days.
  • You sound worried.
  • I could use it to send myself IM's and pretend I have friends!
  • Buy both the client and the server, and you can "shake your own hand", so to speak. I think there is a market for this.
  • *gives RTDawg a distant Vulcan shoulder pinch* *and a wedgie*
  • I would monkey-steals-the-peach the entire world by spambot.
  • Now you, too, can experience a Paris Hilton handjob!
  • Perfect. Combine it with Margaret Atwood's LongPen and you can have a book signing by your favorite author in your own home, complete with handshake.