September 19, 2007

Meteorite Crashes Near Remote Peruvian Village: Nearby Residents Suddenly Ill Due to Mystery Vapors. End of the World?
  • Hope so.
  • Why does it always have to be out in the middle of nowhere? Fuckin' Tunguska near some snow, bleedin' Desaguadero Peru near a single bored goat, bloody Finnmark near an empty fjord. Why can't there be a hit in the middle of Norwalk, CT, with a hundred fat Americans all smooshed or something? An event worth getting up in the morning for. It's getting so we have to make our own disasters.
  • I already am.
  • Why does it always have to be out in the middle of nowhere? Well, we had a green fireball that was reportedly 4 times brighter than the full moon float lackadaisically across the sky and then explode just the other night. And Albuquerque's not precisely the middle of nowhere.
  • Doesn't count. Didn't hit.
  • That's probably the job I should go for, Meteor Expert. Have it on my passport an' shit. Embossed on my fuckin' wallet. METEOR MASTA
  • And for another take on things, there's this.
  • We're so much smarter than those hoople heads over at that blue site.
  • Has anybody told Stephen King? Maybe it's a disguised invasion craft or a humongous devil dooky.
  • Mmmmm....mystery vapors.... (BTW, I posted a link to this yesterday. Chunk of Uranus??? Anybody???)
  • Some say the world will end in vapors, Some say in "Boom!" From what I've read in research papers, I hold with those who favor vapors. But if it had a second doom, I think I know enough of war To say that, for destruction, "Boom!" Could less or more The world consume.
  • Skylab missed me, meteors miss me, and the comet wouldn't take me. I'm just not special enough.
  • Hank, if I get smooshed just to make you happy, I'll haunt you.
  • Lara, if I get you smooshed, will you make me hauntingly happy?
  • The big rock fall from sky. That's okay, it missed I.
  • Send the news from the holy steeple. Vapors overcome the village people. Word from God comes as a shock To atheists, agnostics in their smocks. I'm the Big Cheese with giant beard That's not strange or bad or weird. You can choose to be lamb in flock Or I flatten you with this rock.
  • TUM for the win.
  • I demand a recount!
  • It's the metre, I think, that swayed the judges. Yours has an excellent ending, though.
  • Why is this surprising? Anything that gets stuck in the Werzog's holy urethra can make mortals sick from the accompanying P-funk.
  • Where bears wear hats, A stone shall fall, The world ends soon, Thank you, that's all. - Old Mother Shipton
  • Our learned friend has found the relevant prophesy once again.
  • He's a dead set legend.
  • It's the metre, I think, that swayed the judges. Snif. I always fail to meet the height restriction.
  • The metre, or the me-te-OR? Hmmm? Think about it.
  • Snif. I always fail to meet the meteor restriction.