September 17, 2007

If you wouldn’t mind just waiting till my computer warms up, I will tell you when you are going to die.
posted by some wander by mistake 17 years ago
  • this will torment the hypochondriac in me for a long time, thanks.
  • According to this I'm already dead.
  • Three o'clock on Thursday.
  • Have sex every day - Eight years Uh... You'll die in eight years. But you'll die happy. What?
  • "The web site address you entered could not be found.' If he couldn't predict when his connection died, why would I trust him?
  • OK, if keeping a pet buys me one year, will keeping five pets get me five?
  • I'm off to buy 100 cats!
  • Just don't get that cat of death that was around recently. I think there needs to be a double-blind trial comparing this doctor's thing (which I'm sure he just nicked off the web in 1996) and the death-predicting cat.