September 12, 2007

• Wait -- let me get this right -- Hustler has articles?
• Stay on target.
• OK, then. He was busted for going for prostitutes in D.C., and swore up and down that he never went to prostitutes in Louisiana, so: a) did anyone really believe him anyway; and, b) what's the difference? So he went to the whores and lied about it to his wife and the nation. It's not like he was getting blowjobs in the Oval Office and then lied about it to his wife and the nation... At least this guy paid for it. That's Capitalism. That's patriotic. Free blowjobs, well, that's what Communism is all about. And we don't want free blowjobs, do we, men?
• In Soviet Russia . . umm . . dang.
• Ah, got to love election time. All the skeletons come out the closet to dance. Just can't wait for Hillary, Obama or Rudy's meaty ones that still haven't been outed...
• Ah, got to love election time. WHAT? Oh, I thought you said something else there for a minute. ;-)
• Given the reasons these politicians have been falling in disgrace, that would apply, too.
• Has there been any confirmation of his alleged diaper fetish yet?
• it just amazes me that these people expect to continue getting away with their clandestine illicit naughty behavior when they are "public servants" and in the spotlight. it's fucking funny though.
• MonkeyFilter: And we don't want free blowjobs, do we, men? Why does anybody even pretend to be surprised anymore? Politicians have been fuckin' the taxpayers for years. I'm all for women in government. They don't wave their dicks around as much.
• Does the dick wag the dog?
• I almost, ALMOST, feel sorry for these fuckers. And then I don't.
• Ellis, whose maiden name is Wendy Yow That's great.
• Does the dick wag the dog? Yes, when its name is Cheney... Homunculus, I too want to hear more about "Vitter the Sh*tter" as he was allegedly called by some of the girls. Meanwhile, Wendy Yow? Does Bill Griffith now about this?
• I demand that one you of you adopt that as your new pr0n name. Not Ralph tho.
• Pete, I have it on good authority that Ralph's pr0n name is "Windy How"
• Does no one remember Ralph The Magnificently Chested Scoundrel?
• The sounds more like a credit reference than a porn actor's pseudonym.
• Republican Senator At Center Of D.C. Madam Scandal Earmarks $100K For Christian Anti-Darwin Group
• Well, that wins me over.
• In a way, he's a perfect spokesman. Shirley, if Darwin were correct, there'd be an evolutionary advantage to having a diaper fetish*. But there's not. Thus, the only conclusion to be drawn is that Vitter's perversion must be a manifestation of God's Will. Call it the Scatological Proof of God's Existence. *I fully admit that the diaper-wearing thing is likely just a nasty rumour, but that doesn't mean we can't repeat it whenever possible. It's funner that way.
• He was probably trying to convert the madam, and make her the Mary Magdalene of the New Millenium.
• The Times-Picayune reports yet another Republican was caught soliciting in a public restroom.
• Yup, them Republicans all have a wide stance. So we've decided here in Idaho to either name Craig to the "Hall of Shame" or the "Stall of Fame.
• Brothel owner supports, donates to Ron Paul Apparently this guy styles himself "The Colonel Snaders of Prostitution." (The brothel owner, not Paul, that is.)
• Not senatorial, but related: "CleanFlix" operator charged with statutory rape. CleanFlix is a Utah-based business renting popular movies with all the sexy bits cut out.
• Colonel Snaders: It's "finger--" Oh, never mind.
• Why is it the ones with their noses in everyone else's bedroom business are always perverts? *sighs, loads falseXian gun
• DNC boost for sex biz: Denver can expect prostitution spike during convention
• David Vitter is Thinking About Your Granddaughter's Vagina
• What a jerk.
• What I admired about Tuesday was that he attached an anti-abortion amendment to funding a program that was already anti-abortion. There's being a single-issue politician, and then there's simply being an ass. Between this, the adultery, the prostitutes and the diapers, I've almost lost all my respect for the guy. Werd.
• MonkeyFilter: Between this, the adultery, the prostitutes and the diapers, I've almost lost all my respect for the guy. *sighs with pure joy
• Happily married with two kids, a girlfriend, and non-consensual sex with the GF's 14-yr-old daughter. Oh, and he's a Republican. And mom was watching.
• Well, "witnessed". Which may be different than "watching". Not to defend this guy or anything.
• Porn star to challenge Vitter for U.S. Senate
• Get it all out in front, no worries.
• Vitter introduces legislation defunding Planned Parenthood.
• Yes, because what this economy needs right now is MORE KIDS!!!
• More kids = more consumers. QED.
• Vitter joins the birthers, supports challenging Obama’s citizenship status in court.
• What an asshole. Keep the pot stirred Vitter, you stupid git. Apparently the teabaggers objecting to Obama don't know how to run the intarwebs: Obama's certificate here, you idjets. Astoundingly enough, Vitter is still able to sell himself to “family values” conservatives after they know he's repeatedly been involved with prostitutes. I think “family values” is really just a euphemism for supporting political bribery, economic status quo, corporate privilege, and bizness as usual.
• Just to be clear on one thing: I don't care who porks who of either sex or race using which while wearing what, just don't bullshit me about your "family values" and Christian morality.
• "family values" depends on the family - Corleone, Medici, and so on come to mind for those that sought to change history.
• Ed, now I need to clean my keyboard!! *coffee splurt*
• Senator Vitter suggests Rachel Maddow only looked like a woman "a long time ago"
• Oh this will not end well.
• Ed, one can only hope. Personally, I'd love to send Vitter a home castration kit complete with gag.
• Dems Recreate Vitter-Prostitute Encounter In New Web Video
• Republican Who Spread Butt on Gay Sex Site Resigns
• The five stages of political excuses Daily Intel: "You know I've been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I've been taking pictures. I don't remember taking this particular picture but I'm not gonna say I didn't take it. I'd tell you if I remembered taking the picture but I don't." I'm sure his wife and child are thrilled with his new found 'health.' Even as implausible as that explanation already seems, it becomes even more implausible when you consider that one of the photos is a direct shot of Arango's *sshole. Good Maud! Who elects these idiots? Craig: wide stance. Massa: not groping, just 'tickling.' Edwards: steal the diaper. Foley: it's a smear--Disneyland! Rekers: can't lift the luggage. Allen: afraid of black people. Magazzu: She's the bad guy! Can't you just see them sitting around with their thumbs up their butt and their moral fiber completely out the window? No way they're remotely qualified for anything that requires brain power. I don't care which way you swing, but don't be a hypocrite, lie, cheat on your family and act stupid in my executive branch.
• Good Maud! Who elects these idiots? Well, Arango clearly had the Goatse enthusiast vote locked up. Evidently they're a political force to be reckoned with.