September 11, 2007

Happy Conception Day! The Governor of Ulyanovsk, Russia has decreed Sept. 12 a Day of Conception and is giving couples time off from work to procreate.
posted by rocket88 16 years ago
  • Couples who give birth nine months later on Russia's national day - June 12 - receive money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes. It will be so nice when this is all handled in bulk by the guys down at the lab.
  • I love that, but I read it as "Happy Concepcion Day" and later as "Davy Concepcion" instead of "Day of Conception." Needless to say, I was pretty excited about a post being done about Dave Concepcion. Maybe he was born on June 12th, and I will be able to tie the two together.
  • One blogger, writing under the name of "gezesh," proposed round-the-clock pornography to be broadcast on local TV channels, region-wide distribution of sex toys and Viagra and free by-the-hour hotel rooms for young couples. *suspiciously eyes kit*
  • June 17th. Missed by five days. Would have been an unbelievable coincidence. Still, his parents could have had sex on the right day. He just might have been born late.
  • His parent's can't have sex on the right day, he's already born! RTFAOMG!! I noticed they didn't spell out what the "demographic crisis" was, but anyway it lands can't be a great thing.
  • Does China have a similar "Masturbate into Your Sox" day?
  • In Soviet Russia, government fucks YOU!
  • Damn, this is a great idea. Our National Day of Rumpty-Pumpty.
  • Isn't Feb. 14th already for that?
  • I dunno. Could be a good idea. Let's run it up Flagpole and see who salutes it. What do you bet he's ticklish?
  • I remember, when Johnny Carson left The Tonight Show, reading a bunch of articles including quotes from people whose children were born exactly nine months after the rare occasions the show was pre-empted.