*gasp*
Well, that's a side of the 'Bashi I wasn't expecting...
That's it--I'm going, TODAY, to get those pin-up girl bangs I've always wanted. And some implants.
Meh. Not enough artsy. Or fartsy, for that matter.
That's it--I'm going, TODAY, to bang those pin-up girls I've always wanted.
*nods to kitfisto is lascivious agreement re: SG*
I would have bet money that Fes would come out of hiding in the fart thread, but this one was a close second.
Yay!
That's it--I'm going, TODAY, to bang those pin-up girls I've always wanted.
Watch out for paper cuts.
That's it--I'm going, TODAY, to bang those pin-up girls I've always wanted.
Watch out for paper cuts.
Haha!
"Watch out for paper cuts!"
OMG I'm funny.
Sorry, what was that?
He's on double secret postation.
There's something immensely intriguing/appealing-in-a-dark-kind-of-way about women with tattoos dressed like they're from the 40's & 50's. It makes me want to make a movie that's a twisted, alternate reality to our past.
I'm not hiding, I'm switching companies and had to sanitize my laptop. Posting is therefore intermittant until after I am issued fresh technology appropriate to my impending exalted station from the new-n-improved Infernal Corporate Masters, at which point I will load my collection of buggy crap software and pr0n bookmarks and be back, as they say, in bidness.
immensely intriguing/appealing-in-a-dark-kind-of-way about women with tattoos dressed like they're from the 40's & 50's.
You can keep the period dress, but women with tattoos, especially big colorful ones, are like LAVA HOT.
I'm quite liking Maggie Gyllenhaal's Agent Provocateur lingerie photos.
posted by tracicle at 08:12AM UTC on September 07, 2007
I'm totally voting for you in the next admin elections.
When I previewed, I'd missed a key somewhere in the HTML so on preview it looked like I'd just said "I'm quite liking lingerie photos."
Well I'll give a blow job to everyone who votes me for admin.
Beat THAT, flirtcicle.
So you're only going for half the votes, then? Us girls will be voting for Tracicle, then, 'cause she'll admire pictures of us in our lin-ger-eeeee!
Linger-REEEEE,
Linger-RAAAAH,
Linger-RAAAAH,
Linger-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Linger-REEEEE,
Linger-RAAAAH,
My knickers and my bras!
I'd like to register several votes in favour of the general direction in which this thread is heading. kthxbi
I call the PREVERT tag on this post!!
Larababy, why do you taunt me so?
Read my lips: Oral sex for every quidnunc-voter!
Oh, like all politicians, he changes up his tune. First it was blow jobs, but now it's oral sex. Next it'll be a tater in every pot, and before you know it, he'll be throwing babies and kissing confetti.
I think a monkey pinup calendar would be awesome, btw.
Not with real monkeys, or wait, that would be kinda cool too. You could dress them in little outfits...
Anyway, I meant with lady MoFi monkeys.
Also, it's kinda hard to read your lips right now, Candidate Quidsomething.
Stay on target. Stay on target!
You were suggesting a racy calendar full of mofi-chicks.
*leans chin on hands*
Proceed...
But what about us those MoFiHunks? Don't you want a calendar with mct dressed as a sooty fireman, kitfisto as a bronzed woodman, and quid as an oily mechanic?
All of these would be wearing a bib and braces with one strap undone.
/flexes
/tightens corset, airbrushes ass
/monocle asplode
/gets out chopper
/has extensive gene surgery and learns hypnosis
say thanks for the feed line, kit ;)
You line 'em up, I'll CHOP 'em down!
/gets new glasses with antifog coating
Monkeyfilter. You'll come for the conversations, you'll stay for the porn.
I'm sorry I was in the other thread.
Yes?
Well, of course there'd be a stud one, too. I figured that went without saying.
I think tasteful nudity is called for.
*unzips*
I think tasteful nudity is called for.
Is that like Scratch 'N' Sniff?
MonkeyFilter: I think tasteful nudity is called for.
Top THAT, RTD.
Sorry, we're fresh out of tasteful nudity. We're expecting another shipment on Sunday. Perhaps in the meantime you'd care to look at this kangaroo in granny panties?
I only do nude scenes when the script demands it, or when the voices demand it.
*lubes*
I can't hrlp noticing that none of the nice ladies are wearing bombazine.
usthose MoFiHunks? Don't you want a calendar with mct dressed as a sooty fireman, kitfisto as a bronzed woodman, and quid as an oily mechanic? All of these would be wearing a bib and braces with one strap undone.