August 25, 2007

Please help me name all the sexual innuendos that appear in this awesome commercial from New Zealand! I've gotten stuck on at least two: the dog in the tub of water? And is that a boar's head with a sword in its mouth? I'm certain I am missing more. (Also, I hope this isn't a double post--I did my best to search for it beforehand.)
posted by kittenhead 17 years ago
  • porksword? something about a bitch?
  • Oh, good grief. This one just came out of the Blue, and I'm sorry I read the comments. The clean enough for your "GramMa" sex stuff is funny. but some of it... *shudders But, ever curious, I just had to know. Now I want that stuff outta my mind. *sticks Q-tips in ear These are the ones I got: Lots of visual puns: ice box (refrigerator) choke the chicken turnin' the crank spankin' ass meat looks like hot dog bun pair of bristols (breasts) cue stick space shuttle docking playing pocket pool, or variations on balls in the pocket, all that jazz The watch cap/knitted hat on the one guy is one, but I can't think of the phrase I want I'm sure the guy painting the wall red is something, but I can't bring it to mind. the dirty dog or ... I'll let someone else handle this. And verbal slang: dirt road Bell End (sign) girl offers him kind of meat--not sure what she says, but it's another slang term cream pie bartender: sorry about the head sixty-nine meat sandwich Rusty Trombones OK, I did all the easy ones, and I'm old. Paging the pervs. Paging. Wish somebody would do a transcript, I can't make out all of the speech. Do I really want to? If someone gives a term you're not familiar with, (and please god, let them not define it here) you can most likely find the definition here http://www.urbandictionary.com/browse.php?character=A
  • Oh, crap! Anyway, the link is right HERE And that button down there? It says PervYou.
  • I did have a friend point out that the cook is referred to as Sanchez and he looks a bit filthy, so he's the Dirty Sanchez. And thanks to your Urban Dictionary link, BlueHorse, I now know what that is. And I wish I didn't. Cough.
  • There was also tea-bagging.
  • He turns down the two girls offering him a Spit Roast. He complements the barmaid on her nice beef curtains. They announce that "Order 69" is ready. When he meets up with his friends, he greets them saying "Ron," "Jeremy" (as in the porn star). And then the band playing is the Rusty Trombones. I'm really curious about the boar's head with the sword in its mouth, and the sheep in the bathtub, as well as a few others. I haven't made a comment in ages here, and this is how I make my grand return.
  • I'm a New Zealander and didn't get a lot of them. It's a dog in a bath, so might be "washing the dog", and it's a "pork sword" on the wall. Also you missed "trademen's entrance" and "potting the brown". It's an ad for a PPV porn channel.
  • Anyone get the significance of him looking at his hand while on the bike & seeing it was covered in mud except for where his watch used to be? I have an idea of what they're getting at, but what's up with the watch? Or are they implying he lost it somewhere?
  • And a grand return it is, iamtherealme!!! Glad to have you back posting. There's absolutely nothing wrong with your posts, but feel free to repeatedly push the PervYou button below. Thank you.
  • *looks for Perv button*
  • I can't believe that Petebest, Cheesemonster, Ralph, Kitfisto, et al, haven't come up with more. Whatayouse guys just don't have an imagination?
  • I was expecting something more substantial for someone who's going to question the truth. That bit about the melting of the steel pillars for example. Structural engineers have already said that the steel didn't have to melt for the towers to collapse, they just had to *soften*. Anyone can question the truth, not many can find it.
  • I was expecting something more substantial for someone who's going to question the truth. That bit about the melting of the steel pillars for example. Structural engineers have already said that the steel didn't have to melt for the towers to collapse, they just had to *soften*. Anyone can question the truth, not many can find it.
  • Argh! Wrong thread! And posted twice. EEEEEEK!
  • And also in the middle of a thread about kinky things. Just great.
  • It's OK, honey. Everybody's steel pillars melt sometimes. We can try again in a little while.
  • LOLed! Beat me to it, TUM. What an ego! Steel pillar, indeed! I heard from some of the girls they called him 'aluminum foil Charlie."
  • LOL! Funniest repartee evar!
  • Hey, my pillar's back up again!
  • Yeah, but I don't see any jealous walruses around here.