August 24, 2007

Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007 a.k.a. the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act. NSFW.
posted by HawthorneWingo 17 years ago
  • they can have my skull fucking when they pry it out of my cold, dead...ah! um....heehee...something like that!!
  • "If we do not open our eyes to reality, they will get fucked right out of our heads". I have chills. I can finally sleep at night. . .
  • When did the Onion get so edgy? This was well done, though I guess I was expecting something about reducing the minimum wage.
  • WTF? That's full-on, Onion. (Bravo)
  • Not funny. Bananinate!
  • OPRA
  • So, it's just a Restriction Act, right? I mean, they're not banning ocular penetration entirely.
  • Only Chuck Norris can save us now.
  • I can't decide if this is skullduggery or jiggery-pokery.
  • The obvious solution to TUM's question is to combine the two: skullpokery.
  • My eye hurts.