August 23, 2007

Demz Can Has A Bumper Sticker? The DSCC [warning: flash], a group that works to elect Democrats to the Senate, is urging Democrats to vote on its four suggestions -- "or create one of your own by midnight August 27." "We need a turn of phrase that really jumps out and tells you right off the bat what this election is all about," said James Carville in a message to Democrats. Carville is credited with the famous phrase, "It's the Economy, Stupid". In a message to DSCC supporters on Thursday, Carville said sometimes the best ideas come from people outside Washington. "Heck, come up with something good enough, I'll risk my own safety and put it on my wife's car," Carville said. (His wife Mary Matalin is a Republican and a former aide to Vice President Dick Cheney.) But will they have learned their design lesson?

Apparently it has to be 40 characters or less. "Yay Capitulators! Vote Democratic 2008!" "We Were Liberal When Liberal Wasn't . . . Wait (Dems '08)" "A Quidnunc In Everybody's Pot - Silly Party 2008"

posted by petebest 16 years ago
  • "Kucinich is just for show"
  • "Save yourselves"
  • "Best non-binding resolutions in town!"
  • "Folding Like an Origami Master since 9/11!"
  • "Less war now!"
  • "Vote for Kang"
  • "I'm against it, and by that I mean I'm against some of it, but for some of it, which is to say I'm not exactly 'for' it, but I'm not ruling out the possibility that I may adjust my position on it as new facts come to light, but don't quote me on that."
  • "Obama Obama Fee Fi Fobabma"
  • "Switch your Clint on."
  • Like Jello, But Not Quite As Firm
  • "Please, baby, gimmie one more chance."
  • "First Runner Up, 2000-2007" "Chili Cook-Off Free Since 1964" "It's not an ass, it's a donkey." "Divisive/Inexperienced in 2008"
  • "Prin-ci-ples?"
  • "Exploiting your indignation"
  • "JFK would vote for us" "54-40 or fight!! Oh, wait a minute" "Even if Hilary wins, there aren't anymore Clintons waiting in the wings" "We like us, why don't you?" "We're not folksy, but we're smart. But not too smart, if you know what we mean"
  • "LOLocratz" "We Like Pie Too! Democrats 2008"
  • "Our dumb people are behind the scenes, not like the other guys"
  • You mean aside from "Bush sucks, but not so much that we don't end up giving him pretty much whatever he wants"?
  • "You call it spineless. We call it flexible."
  • "We're different from those other whores. Trust us."
  • "Jesus Loves War and Torture"
  • "We'll Clean Up the Mess, Or Buy You a New Dress"
  • "Don't worry -- gays still won't be equal."
  • "Enough Haliburton. Vote Boeing."
  • "How could we possibly be worse?"
  • "We told you not to vote Nader."
  • Meet the new boss,Same as the old boss
  • "Make Diebold laugh -- vote Dem!"
  • "Vote Dem, and watch Fox News become left so fast they get whiplash"
  • "MEH"
  • "Obama: whiter than he looks" or "Obama: black, but not, you know, crazy about it" or "Oreobama"
  • I feel so dirty...
  • I'm bipartisan! I'll hug your elephant. You kiss my ass. If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates At least the war on the environment is going well. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 2 party system same stink, different piles

  • We stand for something. Very Strongly.
  • You know how two-line bumper stickers are, by convention, some kind of pun or joke? "Golfers do it in the rough," that sort of thing? I saw one the other day that read: GEORGE W. BUSH IS A LYING SACK OF SHIT I don't know why it's funny because it's NOT a joke, but it was.
  • No Kitty, That's My Pot Pie.
  • It's funny 'cause it's true.
  • "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of campaign dollars"
  • "We're Jeb Bartlet's old party" "Close your eyes and imagine it's Jimmy Smits"
  • "Anyone? Hello? Democrats 2008"
  • "The only way you'll see more Elizabeth Kucinich."
  • (For more info, and Salman-Rushdie-worthy "See this? Yeah, I'm hittin' it" shit-eating-grin, see here.)
  • (Or here.)
  • What the fuck were you thinking? I think it is hilarious, and hilariously typical of my party, that they limit you to 40 characters, thereby eliminating the possibility that TWO OF THE STICKERS THAT THEY THEMSELVES PRODUCED WOULD BE ACCEPTED. Sigh.
  • "Democrats 2008 I'm Hittin' It" I dunno, sure why not. Oooh! "Democrats 2008 Sure, Why Not?" There we go. Fixed that for me.
  • PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
  • "We don't know why either, but please?
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  • "Live free - Die bold"
  • *smacks forehead, causing monocle to pop out into puddle of spittaken coffee*
  • Salon picks winners for thier Dem/GOP bumpersticker contest. All of which suck. I'm gonna vote for Louis' "Save Yourselves" that's pretty good.
  • Wow. Those do suck. I'd go for the Jimmy Smits one. He was the Conky Repairman, you know. Had a little thing with Miss Yvonne.
  • I think it is hilarious, and hilariously typical of my party, that they limit you to 40 characters Well, you can limit 'em to 40 characters, but these characters would rather be thinking in the billions. Your billions.
  • Red State?? Blue State?? Either way, we're fucked. Brought to you by Committee for Truth in Advertising