August 14, 2007

Monkey Suicide. In which the PG Tips monkey dies a thousand deaths. Well, a few, anyway.
posted by kitfisto 17 years ago
  • aaaaaaargggghhh! I was really, really, really going to work today. And now I'm going to spend the afternoon looking at pictures of Monkey in dangerous situations. And then I'll have to go and buy myself a Monkey so that I can join in. And I can't pretend I'm working because I don't look this happy when I'm working. I am in so much trouble. Thanks a lot.
  • That "heroin" looks suspiciously like curry powder.
  • If there are no monkeys involved, I'm not interested. Three opposables up.
  • hehe InfiniteMonkeyDeath, nice one kit. reminds: The Many Deaths of Norman Spittal Koko, I don't know what heroin looks like and you do. Why is that?
  • 'Cos she's a skank beyotch ho, is why.
  • She's seen Trainspotting, like, twice!
  • "I've got a suitcase full of drugs, I can turn you on, Would you like to come along?" Wasn't there a rabbit suicide thing too? Death is everywheeeerrrrreeeee...
  • "rabbit suicide thing" - *sniffle* The Book of Bunny Suicides. *sniffle*
  • Hey, that's the same Dalek I have!
  • Also, I do find it interesting that roughly, oh, 80% of the deaths are by some form of alcohol. Otherwise known as "Hey, let's take the monkey down the pub and take pictures!
  • Of course, this monkey used to be the mascot for ITV Digital, until that channel went down the pan.
  • I've seen Trainspotting THREE times. MORAN.
  • Uh. Many of those 'suicides' would raise the police's suspicion... I love the 'Death by e'.
  • Heehee, "death by Garfield." Truly a terrible way to go.
  • Some of these are great! And some are just stupit. There, there Velvetrabbit, it's OK. We understand. Just be careful in dark alleys, alrighty?