August 10, 2007

Beefy Beaver Beats Beldam - beck-bathing bashfully, biddy bashed by big brown beaver. Bloodletting begins.
posted by Hank Mabuse 16 years ago
  • If the beavers are attacking humans, isn't it likely that the humans are in the wrong part of the river? I mean really, if it's a freaking river, aren't there other spots for the humans to lounge, sun themselves like aging women in a tanning booth, and cool off in the stream? Please enlighten me Mr. Mabuse- Why, why all the death? And if I used a preposition incorrectly, or I spelled something wrong, I've been drinking for 7 and 1/2 hours. Forgive me and tell me why all the bloodshed of beavers is necessary.
  • bestial bather-biting brings boisterous bickering from this bunch. banning the beaver blight would seem better than beavercide, eh?
  • Beats me.
  • Another story that ends with 'so we're just going to kill 'em all for looking at us funny.' Twats.
  • I didn't know beavers used their tails to attack. Kind of like a spanking paddle - an old woman being spanked by a beaver. Oh yes.
  • Beavers were there first. Tough shit, grandma.
  • an old woman being spanked by a beaver... I think I've seen that film.
  • Hey! HEY!! You watch your mouth, mister. Oh, wait. That old bag outta be wacked upside the head with a possum. And all you preverts, stop looking at that flat, round, fleshy, nubile young beaver's tail. Ninfinate: Are you going for a personal best?
  • Bluehorse berates Beaver bulletin blurters, blasts: billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a Bashi-bazouk!
  • Brilliant!
  • BRAVO!
  • Banal.
  • AEIOUGH!!!!!!!
  • I don't think so, Bluehorse. 2 a.m., too much wine, and too much horror at the thought of bludgeoning baby beavers by the bunches to bring base bathing to bimbos.
  • Too sad. One minute you're protecting your home turf, the next minute you're a marked mammal. You'd think they'd at least get creative and make some nice furniture rather than just wasting the poor critters. (Check out the Beaver Chewed Arm Chair)
  • too much wine Beaucoup de Beaujolais?
  • Damn, this makes me so angry. I hope that woman gets slowly eaten by mice.
  • I was wondering what had happened to Daggett since his show was cancelled.