August 07, 2007

Killer Hippo Shit. When the carcasses of lions, zebras, white rhinos and other animals began to be discovered alongside some dams in the Kruger National Park, experts were at first puzzled. Then they discovered the reasons for death: Shytte de River Horse.
posted by Hank Mabuse 17 years ago
  • I apologise if I offend you by using the word Hippo.
  • When one of those shits on you, boy, you stay shat.
  • Here's today's lesson, boys and girls: green scum on water = not a good thing. I'm glad we have learned veterinarians to help us sort out this complex issue.
  • Public enemy number two, surely...
  • Well-played, kit, well-played. Wouldn't be as much of a problem if those hippos weren't so damn hungry.
  • Well, their name has "po" in it. What do you expect?
  • Should they then be hippoos?
  • You know, the hippos, lions, zebras et al were fine until man started damming up the rivers.
  • If you see some wearing beads and granny glasses, they are hippy-poo-poos.
  • I second Lara ...I like humans ... but I sure couldn't eat at whole one