July 29, 2007

The Return of Butthead the Pygmy Goat - A pygmy goat missing for almost a month has been returned to his owners. Butthead, three feet tall & full of piss & vinegar, lord of all he surveyed at Lincolnsfield's Farmyard Funworld, was reported stolen at the end of June when his emotionally fraught keepers found him suddenly not there, shockingly subtracted from his little jail. Now he's back, & all is right with the world. Thus the healing can begin.

posted by Hank Mabuse 17 years ago

If only beeswacky were here, we could have a poem, nay, a paean to this hollow-horned, four-hoofed little ruminant bastard. Don't bother trying. You just haven't got what it takes.
posted 17 years ago by Hank Mabuse
O GOAT of intrepid origin Hither and yon didst thou prance, Vacant from Lincolnsfield region, But did not get so far as France.
posted 17 years ago by Hank Mabuse
There's something essentially wrong with the notion of a "Farmyard Funworld."
posted 17 years ago by Abiezer_Coppe
You obviously haven't been to Washington State.
posted 17 years ago by Hank Mabuse
Perhaps he went off in search of The Pole...
posted 17 years ago by islander
He's baa-aaaack!
posted 17 years ago by The Underpants Monster
I used to live in Bushey. End of anecdote.
posted 17 years ago by some wander by mistake
Again with the goats...
posted 17 years ago by kitfisto
Goats like to jump on cars. I found three on my rental car once. If you try to make them move they eat your clothes.
posted 17 years ago by Blanky
The goat came back, it just couldn't stay away.
posted 17 years ago by es el Queso
This are the greatest pots I evar made
posted 17 years ago by Hank Mabuse
You kid.
posted 17 years ago by InsolentChimp
You can't bleat it.
posted 17 years ago by Hank Mabuse
That Butthead of pygmy-like height stepped out for a stroll in the night for a month not a word no maaa baaa was heard Butt returned when the timing was right
posted 17 years ago by rotate180nth
(((((((
posted 17 years ago by The Underpants Monster
Naming a goat Butthead is just wrong
posted 17 years ago by BlueHorse
You people are very silly.
posted 17 years ago by fish tick
We didn't name the goat!
posted 17 years ago by minda25
Getting her goat: Woman, Collierville butt heads over animal ordinance
posted 15 years ago by homunculus
We haz a camel.
posted 15 years ago by homunculus
GOATS! on a ~~pla..~~ camel! another jumping goat
posted 15 years ago by BlueHorse

Monkeyfilter

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July 29, 2007