July 25, 2007

Satan's Taxicab San Francisco Taxi Medallion Number 666 has been causing problems for its owner. However his request to have his medallion number changed has been denied.

I love that the taxicab actually caught fire on Good Friday.

  • But the real number of the beast is 616, so clearly the poor fellow just suffers run of the mill bad luck.
  • If I were a cabbie, I would jump all over that opportunity! I would start with some red faux fur interior customization, some nice shiny chrome devil horns on the hood, flame detailing across the sides... HELL yeah! I would print up biz cards and attempt to secure a cell phone number with a corresponding number. I would also be sure to have a night shift, going after the bar hoppers and club goers. I would hail the hell cab in a heartbeat.
  • Damn right Sugarmilktea. Where's the entrepreneurial spirit? Maybe San' Fran' people are starting to take themselves a lee-tle too seriously. Used to be a fun kinda town. But wait! Are we missing the "all publicity is good publicity" angle? Might be just the thing to change the poor tar-basher's income from the down to an up.
  • smt, I imagine that he would be phenomenally successful in san fran if he followed your plan. people would fight for the chance to be his passenger!
  • Not to mention the prospect of other traffic getting out of your way, hence a quicker ride for passengers: Oh hell, here comes the devil cab, get outta the waaaaaay! Other marketing ideas, perhaps: Wanna break up with your significant other? Send the 666 cab to pick 'em up and take 'em away! Special Flat fare of $6.66 for passengers who get the Devil Cab on the sixth minute of every hour!
  • Maybe he's a really religious guy, though. They should have let him change numbers.
  • or he could convert to satanism.
  • I think there should be a whole fleet of them. "Lil' Devil's Finest Taxi Service".
  • If the devil drives a taxi and you tell him to go to hell, does he turn the meter on?
  • The meter is always on.
  • You be da wizard, SMT! I would so hell hail that cab.
  • If the devil drives a taxi and you tell him to go to hell, does he turn the meter on? /coffee spittake
  • For a hella fast trip, dial 666-7734 Remember on a calculator, if you turned the thing upside down, 7734 would spell hell? Sister Mary Torture took my calculator away in 7th grade because I did that. I had to multiply using my brain*! *today is reminiscencefilter