July 19, 2007
Dead whale found with its tongue swollen to the size of a small car
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Not something you see every day.
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I blame Bush.
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*wild applause for the h-dogg*
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Just as long as they don't blow it up, that's all.
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Since when do whales have tongues?
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October 12, 2006 4:37 pm.
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Well, there was no memo at all, like ZERO MEMORANDO.
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Clearly the whale wasn't fast enough with his expelliarmus to neutralize the engorgio.
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Fuyugare wins.
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El forecaste: engorgio
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"There's never any guarantee that we can find the cause of death, but that's always our goal," she said. Uh, that freakishly oversized TONGUE might be a clue.
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Don't be dense, hillbillyswamp. Cause of death was bird flu.
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Since when do whales have tongues? 1949, according to most scientists. The causes are unclear, but the first recordings of whale tongues occurred in that year. As an interesting side note, "whale" is actually Norwegian for "giant toungeless fish."
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Tongueless man smells no fish.
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Maybe it was a fight, and that whale took a lickin'.
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/collapse
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Is it just the tongue? Where's the rest of the whale?
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The tongue is the large black-red swollen balloon-looking thing on the top. The whale is the part that looks like a big dead whale lying on the ground. Compare with pictures of whales. When we say it is swollen to the size of a small car, we are referring to a Škoda 105, or perhaps a Reliant Robin.
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Did Skoda take its early designs from Fiat? Or was that Lada?
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They took their entire design ethos from swollen dead whale tongues, IIRC.
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I felt like that whale this morning when I woke up. One too many lager-beers last night, methinks.
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From now on, I'm going to describe my car as "the size of a swollen whale tongue".
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...and your car is an extension of your penis.
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(Gasp! I have no car!)
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My bus pass is an extension of my vagina.
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I would say that's a picture in poor taste. But then, that's just me. So where is the pun contingent, anyway? Don't make me do this all by myself. It's too big a burden for one person.
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Sorry, GramMa, cat's got my swollen tongue the size of a car.
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Avandia, Whale Feces and the Culture of Science
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TUM's vagina gave me a paper cut on me tongue!
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Nothing like a botderline tasteless comment to kill a thread goodly.
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Did you mean: "Arrr!"?
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It's got a tiny sword in its tiny teeth!